Verb. To perform below expectations and blame the subpar performance on others. Usually associated with premeditated excuses, such as casually running something important by someone unaware and using that person's failure to criticize as the reason for the failure.
What do you mean it's my fault you didn't get cat food? We talked about it this morning, it's not the phone's fault. I'm not trying to be montriced.
by killerdolphin March 8, 2015
Get the Montriced mug.Mourinho fans who follow the legendary manager all over the world at every club that he manages. They leave with him when he leaves.
Jose Mourinho thanked his Mourinistas for the support.
by Mourinista1 October 6, 2021
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Standard before midday keyboard mistake.
Lets the receiver know that you are so indifferent to sending mails in the morning that you can't even be bothered to use the spell checker to correct the error. Following which you decide to make up ridiculous meanings for the word based on who you sent the mail too.
After extended employment time:
After an extended period of time you begin to use it intentionally to show your disdain towards the mundane tasks given to you. And your secret meanings become darker and more violent.
Standard before midday keyboard mistake.
Lets the receiver know that you are so indifferent to sending mails in the morning that you can't even be bothered to use the spell checker to correct the error. Following which you decide to make up ridiculous meanings for the word based on who you sent the mail too.
After extended employment time:
After an extended period of time you begin to use it intentionally to show your disdain towards the mundane tasks given to you. And your secret meanings become darker and more violent.
Good Monring Matt, thank you for doing that but could you please add this to it?
Fucks sake, I wish Matt would just do his job! took him 6 months to return it wrong!
Fucks sake, I wish Matt would just do his job! took him 6 months to return it wrong!
by The Loveridge July 3, 2017
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Not only does he make whichever team he coaches win, he is also hilarious.
Not only does he make whichever team he coaches win, he is also hilarious.
by starky October 21, 2007
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Your girlfriend is mourin,whatttt????
by Amy Norman October 29, 2017
Get the mourin mug.The online fans of Portuguese football coach José Mourinho who defend him regardless of his downward career trajectory and ultra-defensive football. Mourinhosexuals are attracted to José Mourinho without fully understanding why and project this sexual confusion by repeatedly sharing photos and memes on social networks in defense of their idol. They will also engage in co-ordinated online attacks on journalists and bloggers who dare criticise their king.
"See Jose fans behaving like their god in the comment session. These Mourinhosexuals are completely hopeless"
by ziggybeatbox3 June 1, 2023
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