This activity is touring the monuments and memorials of Washington DC (Jefferson, Lincoln, Washington, Vietnam War, Korean War, WWII, Roosevelt, etc...) in a fashion befitting the students of the various DC-area schools (AU, GW, Gtown, Howard, Catholic, UDC, UMD-College Park etc). This involves running up and down on the National Mall in various stages of intoxication, inebriation, or just being fucked up. Usually occurs between the hours of 10 pm and 2 am. May involve throwing up on the steps to the American History Museum if you're a little too crossfaded.
AU student: yo, we're going monumenting after going to the Hawk and Dove.
Georgetown student: Ok, I'll make a stop at the liquor store. One or two handles of Svedka?
GW student: Obviously two. Dude we're pregaming the Hawk AND monumenting.
Georgetown student: Ok, I'll make a stop at the liquor store. One or two handles of Svedka?
GW student: Obviously two. Dude we're pregaming the Hawk AND monumenting.
by austudent915 May 15, 2010
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It's when someone who has gone monumental sticks a finger up his or her ass in a public space and draws a fecal mustache over his or her lip, and then proceeds to act in a ostentatious and annoying way, often flirting.
Guy: Why has everyone suddenly left the dancefloor?
Girl: It's that douchebag dancing alone, he's pulled a Monumental Sanchez.
Girl: It's that douchebag dancing alone, he's pulled a Monumental Sanchez.
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Person two: "That doesn't look like George Washington-???"
Person one: "No, obviously it's a representation of his huge, throbbing cock!"
Person two: "Oh... OH!?"
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Person two: "Oh... OH!?"
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During the year 2069, a race only known as the followers of Gorgallah will cast judgement day upon earths wet fragile surface.
Overwhelmed by fear of extermination, the president, the vice president, and a select handfew of people will be escorted to this space shuttle and escape without harm.
During the year 2069, a race only known as the followers of Gorgallah will cast judgement day upon earths wet fragile surface.
Overwhelmed by fear of extermination, the president, the vice president, and a select handfew of people will be escorted to this space shuttle and escape without harm.
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President: Quickly, Get to the Washington Monument!
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