Pride of Montpelier

A lewd act in which vermont maple syrup is used as a sexual lubricant, specificaly when said syrup is licked off of one's nipples. Canadian maple syrup is unacceptable, and, frankly, disgusting.

I saw a video of Ben Johns giving some woman a Pride of Montpelier

by Phunkspace March 3, 2005

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Montpelier

Also known as Monty-P and Vermontpelier. The best city ever with the largest population of hippies, tree-huggers, "crunchies", and "granolas" in the U.S.

Will: What'd you do this weekend?
Jenna: Went to Monty-P and hung out with my crunchy aunt and uncle.
Will: You mean Montpelier?
Jenna: Nope. It's Monty-P. Get with it already.

by TessaD April 18, 2011

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Montpelier Strainer

When constipation prevents the performing of a Cleveland Steamer.

It was surprising enough that she asked for a Cleveland Steamer, but imagine my embarrassment when I couldn't push one out; a real Montpelier Strainer.

by godknowswho February 18, 2009

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montecito

a small town right in the middle of carpinteria and santa barbara. mostly jsut rich assholes.

Montecito are people in bentlys. usually a hot MILF and a old man.

Popular sayings:

Cito rats
Lets get some caviar
bitch wheres my ferrari
damn hos give me my drink

by Kick it 805 March 26, 2007

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mompetition

The one-up rivalry that moms play making their child seem better, smarter, and/ or more advanced than yours. May involve two or more moms and any number of children, even full-grown.

She engaged me in mompetition insisting her son walked at 6 months and implying my son was slow for his age.

by FLmom December 21, 2009

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