monticello

(also refered to as "the ghetto", montighetto, monti)
Urban center of rural Sullivan County NY. Home of Jerry the Bum, who is our homeless wandering mascot, and the famous Blue Ho, officially known as the Blue Horizon Diner. Natives of Monticello know that the only day to efficiently navigate the entrails of the city from Memorial Day until Labor Day is Saturday, because there is an over-population of minivan driving Orthodox Jews who migrate from NYC every year. The main source of entertainment among the youth is to congregate at the 24 hour Wal-Mart or enjoy the herbal entertainment from the local dealer.
Monticello is also home to the smell of the Sullivan County landfill, which can be incredibly putrid on a hot day.

Monticello provides the optimum learning environment for the young aspiring thug who just isn't ready for the bad streets of NYC.

by Love for Monti May 4, 2005

Montisecular

To be in the state of knowing that what is not known is not known.

Person 1:I'm feeling very montisecular this evening.

Person 2: Wow, man, that's deep

by Ray Flynn May 13, 2005

Montze

A Montze is a young girl who will spill he heart out to anyone she meets. It doesn't matter if their new friends r old friends, she will do anything that she can to get all the anger and frustration and sadness out of her mind.

Montze is the most trustful person in the whole world.
She is always a person that if you need a human pillow, she's got you.

by Publisher 12345 February 12, 2018

lake monticello

lets see, lake monticello. a 14 mile radius community in virginia with over 10,000 people. everyone is in everyone elses business and the place is run by retired people. how fun.

old guy: lets take the diving board out of the pool at lake monticello so theres no chance for those kids to have ANY fun!

by leeannepelzduh March 30, 2007

montieg

A overly confident girl with white and or platinum hair that has aspirations to be Paris Hilton, and other "dumb blonde" idols; slang term for annoying girls on webforums.

That montieg is sure a cakeface!

Why the hell is that montieg posting in this forum?

by megan pedersen December 26, 2007

montiel

This is a very rich and wealthy last name. This originally comes from spain but then spread to many more latin countries out there. Usually people with this last names and sweet and caring people you will ever meet. They stay by your side no matter what, just dont reach their limits because there feisty.

He/she cares about me so much
Montiel is a last name

by Hephany March 13, 2017

monetize

To turn a business such as Twitter into a way of raising revenue.

Urban Dictionary decided to further monetize itself by selling coffee mugs.

by theqhausdorff August 8, 2009