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Monterey Effect

A bizarre sliding scale phenomenon where the opposite sex becomes more desirable as their numbers decrease in proportion to the same sex in a small geographic area. The greater the difference in proportion, the greater the opposite sex's desirability is increased. First identified on the Monterey Peninsula in California in 1989, there were almost 100,000 single men at Fort Ord and other military installations which greatly increased the number of single men compared to single women.
Dude, take her out of this sausage fest and she's nothing more than a four, maybe 5 at best. The Monterey Effect strikes again.

Thanks to the Monterey Effect, even the most disgusting land-a-tee can get laid.
by El Sadado December 30, 2007
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Monterey Park

Asia-Town USA. Also referred to as MPK, or Asian Retirement Town. City where "suck my" is pronounced "Chuck-Maw", "Iran" is pronounced "E-Lawn", and "626" is pronounced "Chick-too"Chick".

You know you have reached the city's boundaries as you drive down the 10 FWY and the freeway speed somehow comes down to 40-45 MPH, which is mostly due to beloved MPKians entering and exiting the freeway at an average of about 27 MPH.

City where 18wheelers pass passenger cars going at least 30 miles faster. Where Mercedes and Beemers are going about as fast as the China man riding his beachbike in the sidewalk.

City that's dead as funk when other cities are popping (Friday and Saturday nights) and is HAPPENING when other cities are dead as funk (Saturday and Sunday mornings). City where even B of A has Chinese translation next to its name, all restaurants are packed like slave ships at all hours of the day and week and business hours are noted as "We Open Seven Days". As if they're gonna close the funk down on the 8th day!

City where green means stop and red means go; turn signals don't mean shiet and you see beloved MPKians making left turns with right turn signals on and vise versa.

Lastly, MPK is the #1 exporter of Asian girls into white boy crowds of hollywood clubs and OC pubs, where they enter the city wearing banana pants and hello kitty shirts and exit a few years later to search for their whities wearing fake lashes and colored contacts.
I'm in Monterey Park repping chick-too-chick... chuck-maw-dik-foo!

Forget MPK. I'm heading to OC. can I borrow your lashes tonight?
by RonModa November 21, 2010
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camp monterey

A wonderful camp for girls, where many activities take place and two teams (Nolichucky and Watauga) compete for the cup at the end of the summer. Some of the classes include sailing, tennis, archery, guitar, pottery, and many more. There is gift giving, parties, plays, trips to town, and a lake for swimming. It's a great place to spend the summer.
Hayden - "So, what did you do this summer?"
Helen - "You know I went to Camp Monterey!"
by noligirl April 2, 2008
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monterio

one of the finest dark skin you'll ever met

He is nonchalant a ladies man

Good I'm bed

Quiet when you first met him but makes you caught a lot when you get to know him
Monterio is so freaking fine
by Ggqbyt August 21, 2018
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Montero Know as lil nas x
Also a banger tbh and a song that caused all the Christians to get hella mad and also brought us some fire satan shoes. But Fr montero(call me by your name) is a fucking vibe.And involves lil nas x giving the devil a lap dance
Christian friend-ughhh I hate lil nas x’s new song montero
Me-honestly it’s a vibe and I kinda got those shoes...
Christian friend-YOURE GOING TO HELL
Me-okay
by I-love-lil-nas-x🤪💀 April 11, 2021
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camp monterey

A wonderful camp for girls, where many activities take place and two teams (Nolichucky and Watauga) compete for the cup at the end of the summer. Some of the classes include sailing, tennis, archery, guitar, pottery, and many more. There is gift giving, parties, plays, trips to town, and a lake for swimming. It's a great place to spend the summer.
Hayden - "So, what did you do this summer?"
Helen - "You know I went to Camp Monterey!"
by noligirl March 31, 2008
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