gt montage

A montage of good times that can often be found in romantic comedy movies. Indicates the passage of time through events such as eating ice cream, chasing butterflies, or going to a baseball game. May involve a couple with a budding relationship, or a group of friends.

Like a date, the gt montage can take a turn for the worse when a person involved makes a strange comment or does something odd. This turns the gt montage into an "awkward montage".

Caitlin: Do you want to have a gt montage?
Jaret: Sure!
(They eat ice cream, chase butterflies, and go to a baseball game as their relationship blooms.)
Jaret: Hypothetically, would you still love me if I was actually lean and muscular?
Caitlin: (laughs) No, of course not! I only hang out with you because you make me look thin in comparison.
Jaret: ...Oh.
(They have an awkward montage.)

by GHS Drama Club July 29, 2007

Floppy Montage

A form of nude riverdance in which groups of 100 or more men flop their penisis in syncronisation, often to a gyrating Polka rhythm or Classical Beethoven

Hey Michael! Me and the guys were thinking about getting together for a floppy montage tonight, you in?

by Adinor November 8, 2007

Liquid Mountaineering

An apparent sport where people try to literally walk on water.

Yo Jesus, wanna go Liquid Mountaineering?

by jigabooplz May 16, 2010

hangover montage

When one wakes up after a heavy night of drinking, only recalling certain instances in the night.

When Billy awoke the morning after his grad party, he remembered a few events in a hangover montage:

bonging a beer,

going to WAWA,

and getting slapped by a girl,

but nothing else

by Roflzorz09 May 6, 2011

Montage Kid

A kid that records with a Capture Card and goes for clips , and plays only for clips and will complain when they die and call youa "Try Hard" if you kill them. In other words..there a Bitch.

Kraynium defines a Montage Kid. Also he's a big hypocrite.

by KrayniumsGay January 13, 2008

mountaineer

Two men skilled at climbing mountains

"I'm a fully qualified mountaineer!"
"Both of you?"

by mrwishart July 12, 2020

A Montsinger

When during quarantine, your teacher stops caring about your mental health and sleep schedule, and starts the zoom meeting a few hours earlier than it should have been started, discarding your time and the fact that quarantine is fucking boring.

"C'mon, man. I know he isn't pulling A Montsinger again, I woke up three hours early to prepare for the zoom meeting."
Guy 2: "It's because you shit yourself on the last zoom last time."
Guy 1: "Nah, he just hasn't had his morning coffee

by iwillcoughonu April 23, 2020