Monstrating

When women become monsters during the menstrual cycle

Claire started monstrating during her menstrual cycle and became a "monster".

by Luke Dunphey May 27, 2012

Monsterbating

to pleasure yourself while drinking a Monster energy drink.

Igor seems hyper and distracted, he must be monsterbating.

by Tayvi February 4, 2010

Monsterbating

When you jerk off so hard that its scary but it feels so good that you wanna squirt EVERYWHERE!

To being jerked off really hard and vigorously.

Honey! Why are you jerking off so hardddd!

Oh don't worry honey, I'm only monsterbating it doesn't hurt.

by Kajur April 2, 2013

Monsterbating

The act of masturbating under one's bed or in one's closet with the intent to frighten.

Greg was scared shitless when he found Aaron monsterbating in his closet at 3 am.

by TheProfessor42069 October 14, 2011

manstration

when a man is in a particularly unpleasant mood, for no appearant reason.

A short tempered man
The male term for PMS, or bitchiness

Kyle: Dude just shut up already, you're annoying the hell out of me.

Sammy: Would you like me to get a tampon for that manstration?

by Ima Crazy Bitch August 15, 2009

monstellation

A closely knit group of monsters

The monstellation was approaching with speed.

by Tahl K May 29, 2005

Manstration

The irrational periods of anger that all males will experience at least once. Usually lasts 24-48 hours.

It is believed to be due to a random influx of testosterone in the male's body. It is the driving force behind all creation, all civilization, and all invention.
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Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
-Wanting to punch inanimate objects for no specific reason
-Pulsing headaches that can only be treated by punching things
-Voracious hunger, best remedied with large quantities of steak.
-Excessive swearing
-Excessive drinking
-Insomnia/Narcolepsy
-Agoraphobia/agoraphilia
-Photophobia/photophilia
-Periods of intense intelligence/ambition followed by periods of ignorance/lethargy

Julianus: Shit bro, I'm manstrating hard. Wanna build an empire to fuck shit up?

Romulus: Sure man, creating an empire that has a big ass legion must be the equivalent of punching dozens of inanimate objects.

Julianus: True shit. That's one of the best cures for Manstration.

by Bando-De-Shamrock May 29, 2013