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monourlie

A monkey that is trained to dance to the music played by a creepy man with a music box. These monkeys are normally represented in cartoons wearing a traditional Turkish hat and a vest.
Ex 1: OMG that monourlie looks so cute dancing with that little hat on!
Ex 2: Don't feed the monourlie or it'll stop dancing.
by chronoptimist July 2, 2009
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monstur

Something scary. Really scary. Something so unbelievably scary, the 'e' in monster was downshifted by three vowels to 'u' in order to represent the degree of scariness of the thing in question.
AHHHH!!!! MONSTUR!! *bashes it with a stick*

The monstur on Trisha's card was super scary.
by Scary Monstur October 4, 2005
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Mansoured

when one male is unknowingly given a "roofie" by another male and taken advantage of sexually
If you hang around the wrong bars, there's a good chance you could get mansoured
by Kaptain Kid January 11, 2012
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Montoursville

The typical small town, special only because it uniquely belongs who all live or have lived there.

Known for being totally and completely bigoted and close-minded, our sporting teams are almost undoubtedly better than yours, so shut the eff up.

There's lots of nature around! Also, cannabis.
Dude, being raised in Montoursville made me a racist hippie.
by hairballinmythroat11 June 8, 2009
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sheikh mansour

Owner of Manchester City FC (Football Club, not SOCCER CLUB).

Originally He is from UAE, He speaks decent English, but barely show up in front of the media.

Such a hero for Manchester City fan since he decided to invest his money to bought quality players which are mostly expensive ones.

He has his own chants amongst the fans:

"Sheikh Mansour went to Spain in a Lamborghini, brought us back a manager, Manuel Pellegrini"

He is utterly rich, though, he has a merit for Manchester City FC to lift them up from unnoticeable Mid-table Football Club, to a serious League Champion contender.

Basically he is the cause of the fact why plenty of Manchester United fans (who thought that Manchester City is such a "Noisy Neighbour, though, eventually they didn't realize that they are the one who became a "Noisy Neighbour" by long lasting criticize towards Manchester City) feeling so mad and jealous,
A: Hey, Do you know Sheikh Mansour Chant?
B: "Sheikh Mansour! Sheikh Mansour! went to Spain in a Lamborghini! brought us back a manager, Manuel Pellegrini!
A: Wow, insane! indeed. That's such a tremendous chant!
B: Definitely!
by freakyholic July 29, 2014
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Monsturd

Monsturd, a portmanteau of monster and turd, is a 2003 "horror" Z movie, but with its poor lightning it could easily pass as 80's or even 70's movie. In the movie, Jack Schmidt escapes jail only to be shot by a police officer in the sewers later that day. However, Jack Schmidt falls in septic ooze created in a scientific experiment; a chemical reaction between the ooze and Jack's DNA occurs and he turns into a living pile of shit, a.k.a monsturd. The monsturd starts coming out from people's toilets and eating them in their bathrooms, leaving a shitty mess around.

This movie is a joke and by any means it's not supposed to be taken seriously. It mocks all the low budget horror movies. If you feel like watching a film about a man-eating shit monster, then go on.
I look like shit! I smell like shit! I feel like shit!

~ Jack Schmidt, Monsturd 2003
by Attic Dweller April 30, 2019
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monsmurner

its a cool guy
bro you are a monsmurner
by munsmurner December 11, 2021
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