Menorahty

A Jewish person living in the U.S., or in any other country where Jews are a minority.

Esther: Did you know that LaQuisha is Jewish?

Saul: Yes. Like us, she is a Menorahty

by Herschel Rosenstein January 2, 2010

human menorah

8 guys running a train on a chick.

yoor girl went to israel and received a human menorah

by george spot December 15, 2007

big ass monorail

Origin: R. Crumb, 1960s-era underground comic artist. A bitch with an ass so big and bubbled that the top actually forms a shelf or seat, possibly large enough for an averaged-sized commuter to ride to work.

Steve: Yo, check out the booty!
Paul: She's the big ass monorail headin' downtown!

by Dick Knibbler December 28, 2007

monorail cat

Monorail cat is a popular internet "lolcat" or image macro of a cat laying what is known as "monorail style". This is where the cat will lay with all four paws under his body and head laying on floor. It was so named for its resemblance to the mass transit system, the Monorail. The most comon and most popular monorail cat is a Domestic Longhaired cat laying "monorail style" atop a sliding shower door.

*Monorail cat is offline for maintainance
*a caption to a picture of a sleeping kitten laying "monorail style".
*Monorail cat has left the station
*a caption to a picture of a monorail cat driving away.
*Hurry please, monorail cat is coming!
*a caption to a picture of a cat tied up as if to be tied to train tracks.
*Monorail cat now carries more passengers.
*a caption to a picture of a fat cat laying "monorail style"

by melissa*f March 31, 2008

Gilding the Menorah

The act of shoving a large dildo up a young Jewish girl's ass, pulling it out, licking it and then shoving it into her pussy. Not to be confused with the very popular "golden sponge bath."

Ari and Levana were having nice, clean sex when Ari grabbed Levana's dildo and began Gilding the Menorah.

by dien furer September 2, 2010

monorail

MONO = ONE
RAIL = RAIL

One-rail mass-transit, you can find one in Sydney.

"I'm the best monorail-driver ever!"
-Homer Simpson

by w00dy January 20, 2005

Monoracial

Literally, one who has only one race, believes that they have only one race, or denies all their races except for one. Pejoratively, one whose pride about their own racial purity detriments others and society.

"I don't usually go for white chicks, but Stacy's damn hot."
"Don't even try. She's so monoracial that she'll make your whole family and you white."
"What are you talk..."
"Oh shit she's looking at you. Run."
"...Why am I craving cheese? WHY."
"Sign, I lost another friend."

by TheMeaningOfCheese February 8, 2021