A male who is "of age" but still has the emotional/mental capacity of a child.
Completely incapable of making decisions regarding women, "manning up" when appropriate or discussing anything maturely, manchildren are becoming increasingly more frequent.
Manchildren will have notable traits such as thinking that they are somewhat different to other men because they have no emotional baggage, will find most immature humour widely entertaining and will have not been in a serious relationship, EVER. Longest relationship will be between 1-3 months.
When discussing important things, a man child will look at the floor and remain silent, pretend nothing is wrong at the time and then once out of sight drop into radio silence or will give you the "rabbit caught in the headlights" look.
However, man children are tempting challenge for women and more often than not an older women will take a man child under her wing as he will be impressed with her "at ease and coolness" and she will be taken back at his emotional naivety.
A man child is very easy to train in the ways of the bedroom.
Completely incapable of making decisions regarding women, "manning up" when appropriate or discussing anything maturely, manchildren are becoming increasingly more frequent.
Manchildren will have notable traits such as thinking that they are somewhat different to other men because they have no emotional baggage, will find most immature humour widely entertaining and will have not been in a serious relationship, EVER. Longest relationship will be between 1-3 months.
When discussing important things, a man child will look at the floor and remain silent, pretend nothing is wrong at the time and then once out of sight drop into radio silence or will give you the "rabbit caught in the headlights" look.
However, man children are tempting challenge for women and more often than not an older women will take a man child under her wing as he will be impressed with her "at ease and coolness" and she will be taken back at his emotional naivety.
A man child is very easy to train in the ways of the bedroom.
"I was trying to talk about where the relationship with Tom is going and he acted fine but I haven't heard from him since. He's such a manchild!"
"Dave has no clue how to handle this situation, he's such a man child"
"Look at that fittie! Pity, I bet he's a man child"
"Dave has no clue how to handle this situation, he's such a man child"
"Look at that fittie! Pity, I bet he's a man child"
by Blondie636 October 15, 2011
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Get the manchild movie mug.1) Someone, male or female, who has exactly 1 testicle.
2) Someone who has only one ball, most probably due to masturbating too much. Could be either male or female, or both.
2) Someone who has only one ball, most probably due to masturbating too much. Could be either male or female, or both.
Girl 1: "Did you see Elizabeth masturbate with a vibrating toothbrush the other day?"
Girl 2:"Yea! She was in the locker masturbating!"
Girl 1:"I'm getting scared for her. She might become a monorchid."
Girl 2:"You mean she'll grow a ball masturbating so much?"
Girl 1:"Yea."
Girl 2:"Yea! She was in the locker masturbating!"
Girl 1:"I'm getting scared for her. She might become a monorchid."
Girl 2:"You mean she'll grow a ball masturbating so much?"
Girl 1:"Yea."
by I love you Liz January 3, 2007
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Get the Moonchild mug.A man who has a mommy complex like no other. He is extremely needy and will want a woman to "take care of his needs" eg. satisfy his insatiable thirst for chocolate milk, tucking him into bed at night, packing a lunch for him etc...
by psychobunny January 8, 2009
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