mickeyhead

Dublin slang for dickhead ,but not quite as harsh.

Yeah Keith , you are a fucking mickeyhead.

by Mr. abc October 21, 2009

Monkeybeard

A monkey that attaches itself to the face of a host. According to legend, whoever shaves the legendary monkeybeard will become rich.

After being shaved, the monkeybeard went off to find a new host.

by dannyjenn June 16, 2008

monkeyed

intoxicated; inebriated.
monkeyed

"I was so monkeyed last night, I couldn't even remember the fifteenth drink'

by Mo Bessman November 7, 2007

Monkeyed

The art of one man fingering another man using the ring and middle finger together. Usually accruing at a social gathering or party using a sneak attack.

Dude, you just got the shit monkeyed out of you

by ihs adam k. May 26, 2009

moneyhead

someone who's into money in a big way...making it/keeping it...though usually not sharing it...

that carls a right friggin moneyhead!!

by baglady2713 March 27, 2020

monkeyhandles

the act of a woman hanging upside down and giving two guys a handjob.

"me and my friend met some crazy ho and she did the monkeyhandles on us.

by Highlandr October 2, 2006

sock monkeyed

A person who has had so much plastic surgery that their skin is very tight and they have very large lips, resembling the childrens stuffed animal.

Your mom has had so much work done...she's been sock monkeyed.

by Goat R. May 12, 2008