Monkeyshanked

To be stabbed in such a way as to cause the victim to never walk fully upright again

Man, she monkeyshanked him so bad, he walks like an extra in planet of the apes!

by User_Name2 July 5, 2011

two fisted monkey slap

When you grab your penis after being soiled with feces from anal sex with both hands and slap yourpartner across the face with it

Marvin hit mary with a two fisted monkey slap

by squirt kobain June 1, 2010

Portuguese Monkey Slap

Originating on Portugals southern most beaches, the Portuguese Monkey Slap was originally called just the big slap, but due to its effectiveness in dealing with Portuguese monkeys, it was changed by the locals. The Portuguese Monkey Slap involves a running start followed by a jump and before reaching terrafirma you must thrust your open backhand in a downward motion striking your opponent , or monkey, on or above the cheekbone, resulting in stinging pain, hellucinations and or death.

The Portugese man struck the primate with a vicious monkey slap resulting in stinging pain followed by hellucinations and innevitably death, thus the Portuguese Monkey Slap was born.

by mtotow July 19, 2012

monkey slap

A backhanded slap in the vagina.

Tim monkey slapped Shirley, and she couldn't pee for two days.

by Bananular October 6, 2006

monkey slap

A swift loose open handed slap applied to the top of someones head with a loose armed downward motion.

The bitch looked at me funny. So I monkey slapped her.

by JeffL October 18, 2003

monkeyspank

One who spanks their monkey.

Look at that monkeyspank spank his monkey. What a monkeyspank!

by stubs June 29, 2003

moneyslack

A combination of the two words "money" and "slack"

This weeks paycheck is going to be moneyslack.

I possess the magic powers of moneyslack.

by Doktor Agon Fly January 22, 2005