by e caskey March 24, 2003
Get the monkey fuckmug. by you deal with me or you deal with the UP August 31, 2006
Get the monkey fuckingmug. To light your cigarette (smoke) from another persons cigarette - usually from a close friend or family member. This is only carried out when a lighter is not immediately available.
by lochon October 25, 2009
Get the Monkey Fuckmug. Alyssa and Chad were monkey fucking in the bedroom because they were scared about getting caught with their clothes off when Alyssa's mom showed up to pick her up.
by Yo dude it's me January 28, 2007
Get the monkey fuckingmug. A sexual position involving a large woman and two five gallon buckets. The woman assumes a position where her asshole is pointed so that the best angle to fuck her is straight down, at which point you climb upon the two buckets and then proceed to fuck her in a vertical motion with your penis at a dick bending 180 degree angle. Most importantly you must then smack her ass cheeks with both hands with every successive thrust, giving you the appearance of a monkey hopping up and down with flailing arms. NOises are optional, but always appreciated
Call up your mom and tell your friend Bussy to bring some buckets, we are gonna do some monkey fucking tonight
by philip anselmo March 10, 2007
Get the monkey fuckingmug. When you have a thought, then something totally ridiculous happens, and you COMPLETELY loose that thought. You were just monkey fucked.
You are sitting at a bar talking about some stupid bullshit, and then a car out side EXPLODES:
Person 1: Yeah man, so I was on my way to...
Car: BOOOOOOM!!
Person 2: Holy shit! ...What were you saying?
Person 1:... I have no idea.
Person 2: You been monkey fucked, fool.
Person 1: Yeah man, so I was on my way to...
Car: BOOOOOOM!!
Person 2: Holy shit! ...What were you saying?
Person 1:... I have no idea.
Person 2: You been monkey fucked, fool.
by Crouching Monkey Hidden Anus July 9, 2009
Get the monkey fuckedmug. by Heatoshun October 24, 2017
Get the Monkey fuckedmug.