Monkey Wrench

A black person definable as a tool. Scientific name: Oreo Extremus.

Colin Powell is a well educated, inspiring black man who has assumed the mantel of a monkey wrench.

by Mr. Magnum January 24, 2009

Monkey Wrench

Sniffing one's behind. While receiving a Handjob.

Oh baby, how about a monkey wrench?

by Dangerlightinmango June 23, 2021

Monkey Wrench

To "monkey wrench" is to screw stuff up...normally cause you dont like the way it's going....

Kurt blowing his brains out monkey wrenched nirvana.

by BentAngle September 15, 2007

Monkey Wrench

When a woman or a man inserts their right index finger into a male or females "crasha" (Look up crasha")

Person 1: "Mc Jacko just monkey wrenched the shit outta Steve!"
Person 2: He ain't gonna be doin' no sittin' or bench pressin' tonite baby.

by themilkmansrat69 January 14, 2009

Monkey Wrench

Myy second favorite Foo Fighters song, Everlong is my personal favorite. I love the ending to the song.

What do you do when all your enemies are friends

by Matt F April 26, 2004

Monkey Wrench

The person being 'wrenched,' as the kids like to call it, takes a big water jug (like the ones for water coolers) and shoves the mouth of the jug into his/her ass. Once the jug is inserted the person does a hand stand, letting the water flow freely into his ass. Often done as a practical joke. A hand stand is not nessisary in joke form, you may just tip it over and let the person enjoy!

-We 'monkey wrenched' Allan last night, he got really pissed off!

-Look at Osama, he's so drunk he's doing a 'monkey wrench' right on the table!

by Kaine1250377 December 11, 2006

Monkey Wrench

Is a male term used to describe that act of hideing a boner on the waist band of there pants. One of the best ways to hide an erection

Guy1"i got a mad hard on"
Chick1"monkey wrench that shit its nasty"
Guy2"please do or itll get wacked"

by Hunter Williams October 27, 2009