Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?

What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.

by HK Orlando October 19, 2006

Monkey fucking a football

Used to describe a group of people trying to complete a seemingly mindless task and fucking it all up.

Watching the roughnecks make up BHA was like watching a monkey fucking a football.

by fishinguy August 14, 2015

My Gym Partner's A Monkey

The most boring excuse for a show that the new producers at Cartoon Network could make out of their small brains. Kid at an animal school, WHO GIVES A DAMN! O, Cartoon Network, where hast thou placeth Dexter's Lab?

Me: *after hearing My Gym Partner's A Monkey intro song for 19th time* ARGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!

by DudeWho'sJustABitNuts August 10, 2006

Drunker than a Monkey's Uncle

A step beyond Cooter Brown.

Look at her! She's way past Cooter Brown! She's drunker than a Monkey's Uncle!

by Neigbs August 20, 2008

Like a Monkey Having Sex with a Basketball

A phrase you say when somebody performs an action improperly or botches a situation.

The phrase originates from New Zealand.

Connor went to kick the rugby ball down the field but it went off the side of his foot and straight out of bounds, after which his coach muttered, "Like a monkey having sex with a basketball."

by RedBeard53 July 13, 2011

My Gym Partner's A Monkey

Why I stopped watching Cartoon Network.

"My Gym Partner's A Monkey"...who gives a shit?

by Some idiot who thinks you are gay October 7, 2006

Growing a monkey tail

Taking a long massive shit.

I'm waiting for Melissa, cuz she's growing a monkey tail.

by comehonorfaceboots November 16, 2016