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A saying that expresses the fact that most people are ass holes and are extremely greedy for money.
Everybody's ass hole revolves around money.
by Judge dredd7 September 15, 2011
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monkeys ass

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a circular bald spot on the top back part of mans head. similar to a monkeys ass "bald with hair around it".
dam that dude need to put a hat on. walking around with a monkeys ass on his head.
by bebbbbbbmmMbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb September 4, 2017
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expression used when someone gives a pitiful excuse for thier actions. Smell what I'm cooking?
The rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse
by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004
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Son of a Monkeys Ass

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Another slang way to say "son of a gun" or "son of a bitch".
In most way, you'd be mad, or 'pissed' at something.
Also works as insults: "shut up you son of a monkeys ass"
Counterexample:
"Ah son of a bitch, theres a test today!"

Example:
"son of a monkeys ass, i forgot my essay!"
by Elliott.D July 6, 2009
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it's when you don't give a single fuck about what people tell you
' the black community doesn't claim you'
' I don't give a whoop monkeys ass about it'
by idgawmabi January 14, 2020
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Something that is so awesome, that it just totally rocks a monkeys ass. A great moment in time. A righteous opportunity.
I just got sold out playoff tickets, that rocks a monkeys ass.
by CMorgan April 25, 2006
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Sass Monkey

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Somebody, or something, that is ever so slightly retarded but in a funny way.
Will: Vicky, sometimes you are such a sass monkey!

Vicky: I know, i know.
by The_Original_Sass_Monkey August 14, 2011
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