Monger-monger

A Professional Agent, Manager, Representative or Talent Scout of -mongers, such as Fish-mongers, Iron-mongers and War-mongers.

(It should be noted that the organizer of industry events specifically for the Monger-monger community is called a Monger-monger-monger.)

Bill the Fish-monger: “Hi Brian, does Dave represent you, too?”
Brian the Iron-monger: “Hi Bill, yes he does. Dave is the best Monger-monger in town.”
Barry the War-monger: “I will fight you both… if Dave thinks that’s the right next move for me.”

by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds February 15, 2019

Mongering

A person who is actively researching and on the prowl for sexual intercourse with a professional or otherwise. This mostly happens away from home in a foreign Country or City, but can happen right in your own town.

After dinner in Shanghai, we went online to do a little mongering before we found a place for a full service massage.

by Prodem February 21, 2011

monger

Short for whoremonger, i.e., one who frequents whores and prostitutes.

He's a true monger, even his vacations are all to primo whorefucking destinations.

by Cabron December 5, 2004

monger

Short for whoremonger, one who frequents prostitutes

That monger is always on the strip looking for whores.

by Tim1936 December 10, 2008

Mongered

to believe you have won at poker and start celebrating, and then find out you have squat

Alan said "I have a straight, I've won" and then has it pointed out to him that he didn't infact have anything, he has infact been Mongered

by rafe May 2, 2013

mongerer

A man who lies about how many fish he can catch. To exaggerate the amount of women/men one lays.

Jack: I tell you that party was full of rum cunts. But I did get my dick wet 14 times. 14.
Jill: Jack you're such a mongerer.

by Dumnugget December 29, 2011

monger

1) Mung-ger: Someone who mongers(sells) something, for example fish-monger, ironmonger,whoremonger, assmonger, cockmonger

2) Mong-er: A mentally challenged person,retard,spaz,mongoloid(from which the word is derived)

"That assmonger can be such a monger sometimes!"

by Baron Von Batwing January 16, 2005