MonkeyBeard

A man who has a beard that is made of a monkey. The only way to shave this monkey is with Occum's Razor.

I shaved the monkeybeard and became rich!

by Philip Sap June 14, 2008

Monkeybeard

A monkey that attaches itself to the face of a host. According to legend, whoever shaves the legendary monkeybeard will become rich.

After being shaved, the monkeybeard went off to find a new host.

by dannyjenn June 16, 2008

Weird as a monkey's beard

When something is just too weird, and the only way to describe it is that of a beard attached to a monkeys face.

Can you believe Shangela eats sofa cushions on the reg? That's weird as a monkey's beard!

by Dr. Hand May 22, 2024

Moneyboard

An electronic device, especially digital audio equipment, that one has wasted money on

Person A: “I actually don’t speak English”
Person B, via a soundboard: “I actually don’t speak English”
Person A: “Bro actually wasted his money on a moneyboard”
Gurt: “Yo”

by zulimations April 20, 2025

bearded monkey

female genitalia, also known as fanny or pussy, part of the female body that resembles a bearded monkey

the man went down on his bird and came face to face with a bearded monkey

by paul james November 26, 2007