happy mondays

Bunch of scallies who made a few million quid then pissed it up the wall. Revolutionised indie, rock and dance music in the process. Also introduced ecstasy to the north of England.

"That DJ was a cunt"
"I know, he didn't even have any Happy Mondays"

by Peter Vancouver November 1, 2006

Mondayitis

Only contractable on a Monday working week, this pandemic has been observed worldwide and syptoms usually include : being mentally and physically unfit, a generall fatigue, failure to ' call in ' .

Boss : " Hey where's joe ? "

Co-Worker : " He's got Mondayitis "

by UsernameAlreadyTaken November 17, 2014

onii chan mondays

Onii chan mondays is a special holiday in the onii chan world. It celebrates everything about onii chans. Onii chan mondays have foods such as onii sans.

Did you know that ur mom farted very nicely during onii chan mondays? uwu owo uwu

by daddybunkins March 2, 2022

Mondayeyes

A poetry and prose website located on friendsorenemies started by William Beckett of the Academy is...
and Remember Maine

guy1: Dude that chick that runs mondayeyes had a great idea!
girl1: Dude that chick's a dude.

by DougieUrieta January 31, 2009

MondayJusticeBillyJaneBadStuff

Think of the worst possible things you could imagine, then put in a tube sock that was dunked in expired fish then times it by 123429809. Thats MondayJusticeBillyJaneBadStuff.

Person 1: Did you hear Jimmy robbed a bank?
Person 2: that is so MondayJusticeBillyJaneBadStuff.

by Never gonna give you up 45328 July 2, 2022

suicide Mondays

the monday after parting hard. esp. after using the drug ecstasy.

"man, i feel like shit. i hate suicide Mondays after weekend raves"

by XCrystalXyourmomX June 30, 2009

mondayitis

The seemingly contaigous disease that effects people on Mondays. Symptoms include not showing up for work or even calling in, usually triggered by over celebrating Sunday Funday. Home cures include late night breakfastses, sleeping late and half-hearted pledges of sobriety. Usually lasts until Friday Eve.

whenever i celebrate sunday funday, i usually end up with a bad case of mondayitis!

by duffball October 22, 2009