Moss Muncher

One who plants his or her face directly into a well forested nest of pubic hair and proceeds to munch.

The two sexual deviants couldn't decide who was going to be the Moss Muncher or the receiver .

by Buck naked May 29, 2017

mon cher

male french version-means my dearest

he would be the type of guy who you would adore. he treats you right and makes love to you like a sexy beast. he would probably be your ideal guy

from Addams Family:

Gomez: Cara Mia.

Morticia: Mon cher
Gomez: Tish... that's french

Morticia: Oui

by Lola459 March 15, 2014

Durry Muncher

DURRY MUCHER – Someone who smokes a lot of cigarettes (durries)

Matt is such a durry muncher all I ever see him doing is munching on durries.

By Abbey

by Mr_Fitz February 20, 2018

sand muncher

An individual who commits oral on a girl at the beach, thus leaving sand in his/her mouth. The end result: a sandy surprise.

Wow! That kid Jack is a real sand muncher!

by Fishbait June 18, 2020

Cow Muncher

A name used to call someone fat and dumb without insulting them.

You are such a Cow Muncher...

by JayBeeDoubleu March 4, 2010

Cheek busting cake muncher

A raging homo who after finishes busting someone's cheeks, eats their feces too

Ved: Why does that guy, Delroy, always stink
ADon: Because after he has sex with a dude, he also eats munches their cake too
Ved: What a disgusting, cheek busting cake muncher
Adon: Stay away from that creep

by BirkbeckPHDUM October 15, 2018

durrie muncher

Someone who smokes cigarettes (durries).

Since when was old mate a durrie mucher?

by Diego November 7, 2003