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Mona Lisa

A girl that always has the same facial expressions, so that people can never tell what she is really thinking or feeling.
A: That chick seems pretty nice. I don't understand her though.
B: No, man, she's a Mona Lisa, you'll never understand her.
by Notrurwords November 15, 2011
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mona lisa

A pretty girl who does'nt like to smile. Usually caused by a traumatic upbringing and/or bad relationships where she was taken for granted. Because of what she's been through, she does'nt realize how truly attractive she is or does'nt consider herself attractive anymore. A prime example of damaged goods.
Guy 1: Why does'nt the cutie that works at Starbucks smile more often? A pretty girl like that should be smiling all the time.
Guy 2: She's a mona lisa, bro.
Guy 1: Well, there's definitely a special place in hell for her ex boyfriends.
by GhostHunter September 22, 2005
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mona lisa

Leonardo da Vinci's masterpiece.
Steve: "what did that guy do with the mona lisa after he stole it?"

Bob: "He jacked off to it"
by mark101 June 12, 2008
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mona lisa

A painting in the Louvre.
Guy 1. I took my girlfriend to the Mona Lisa yesterday

Guy 2. You took her for a piercing where a beauty mark should be? Stroked her with such skill that she moaned?

Guy 1. No, you muppet, it's a painting.
by Bladebond March 5, 2007
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Mona Lisa

A Mona Lisa is a a type of bowl consisting of 2 layers of keef with the rest being weed. It's displayed as art and will demand respect from your smoking peers.. Commonly known as the bowl piece cheech and Chong smoked in the movie Up and Smoke.
"Hey can you pack a Mona Lisa"
by KosherSalt12 November 9, 2021
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mona lisa

"Good from far but far from good"

a woman that is attractive from far away, but upon closer review turns out to be the total opposite.
This cute girl was looking at me from across the room, but when I went to go talk to her it turns out she's a mona lisa. Also, I'm a sexist dickhead.
by anon November 19, 2004
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The Mona Lisa

1. When a girl gives a guy a blowjob while simultaneously touching herself until she makes herself cum.

2. Being facefucked by a guy while touching oneself until reaching the point of climax.
He told me to put his dick in my mouth and touch myself because he wanted to feel when I orgasmed through my moaning. He called it the Mona Lisa
by Citygworl16 October 10, 2020
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