Moistosity

Moistosity is the scientific term for determining the level of moistness in the air.

"Hey Jackson, the wind is really wet today, what is the moistosity?"

by 99centTroyBolton October 9, 2018

monstrosity

n. mɒnˈstrɒsɪtɪ
1. The quality or character of being monstrous.
2. A mammoth or colossal being.
3. A beastly specimen among humans, often characterized by ultra manly characteristics. ex. firefighting, use of grizzly products, playing rugby, the wearing of obscenely short shorts and little else, unnatural strength for a man.

4. One whos core is way hard.

You see that guy in the busch light box cowboy hat? That monstrosity just fell off the roof, got right back up, is now doing some ridiculous but addicting dance and singing rugby songs.

by Mort1mer November 27, 2010

Macaroni Monstrocity

A person who makes macaroni and cheese, and then proceeds to eat everything in the immediate vicinity while waiting for the water to boil. The person usually feels resentment afterwards when they realize exactly how much they've eaten.

I realized I myself, had become a Macaroni Monstrocity after devouring a box of Cheez-Its, some grapes, a box of thin mints, and a half-gallon of milk while waiting for the water to boil on my Kraft Mac and Cheese.

by Cassatah June 29, 2014

Monstrosity

Pouring a monster energy drink on a vagina before eating it out to make it taste better.

I pulled a monstrosity on my girlfriend cus she tasted like shit.

by Somedirtykids November 15, 2010

Nomstrosity

Noun. The word "monstrosity" with the "m" and the "n" cleverly inverted to indicate deliciousness (i.e., that you would nom it. Foods or meals that might be referred to, sarcastically or literally, as nomstrosities because they are huge, filling, rich, hearty, piled high with ingredients or toppings, or ugly to look at, but are also (or inspite of this) delicious would qualify as nomstrosities.

Foods that are delicious despite being an affront to mankind are particular nomstrosities.

John is bringing back six buckets of KFC for us. I can't wait to chow down on that nomstrosity.

Julie's mom is cooking a feast for Thanksgiving; I can't wait to see what nomstrosities she comes up with this year.

by nurse_ansalong August 2, 2011

Monstrosity

Anyone by the name of Ben

Damn ben is a real monstrosity

by 696942069 January 23, 2020

moistcosity

The viscosity of a womans jizz

Her panties were stuck to her virgina because of moistcosity

by Wayne Chase-Dunlop April 18, 2018