visually molested

when a friend of the opposite sex sends you text porn of your same sex.

my friend (male)
Me (a female)

(me) I get a text and look at it and text back to my friend you just "visually molested" me with your female porn

(my friend) you know you like it

by sundshine October 28, 2010

#molested

When someone who get molested but likes it and wants to show off

Example of #molested: emma" ooh my boyfriend Michael just molested me lol *with pic*

by Itsyaboileroy October 30, 2019

Ewok Moolesters

Verb: To rant endlessly about black ops to a point where everyone either begins to ignore you or threaten to kill you.

I feel like being a Ewok Moolesters today and destroy my relationships with people.

by Wiggledwarf May 24, 2011

mormolester

A Mormon or former Mormon who is guilty of child sexual molestation.

Recently we discovered that our former LDS bishop is a mormolester.

by exmo555 January 13, 2011

Molested

The state of being so violently high that one can only describe the feeling as having been "molested" by marijuana.

A sudden and sinus-clearing onset gives way to a body high that replicates some symptoms of cerebral palsy and leaves the smoker pasted to the surface upon which they're seated.

The head high follows suit, with a brain-burning sensation that transforms any and all coherent thought and emotion into a thick molasses.

Most often occurs after ripping a giant bong.

David: ...woh...we just ripped that lux like 8 times in 8 minutes...i think...

Chris: ...i'm sooooo molested...

David: ...gurgle...

by RIPYoda October 4, 2010

Molested

Can be used as an adjective to describe the retard.

Did you get molested?

No.

I got molested.

by Hym Iam December 6, 2020

Molestedtown

Something that is beyond description of something that is insanely perverted.

That was such a molestedtown!

by ragmonster February 21, 2019