Ur mom kid

Mostly used against 9 year old children

9yr old:whatcha doin

Man 1:ur mom kid

by A crusaders September 11, 2020

mookid

To reply to an argument with a completely different topic.

Correct Person: You will never be accepted mookid.
Mookid: So what's it like to be so ugly?

by Roganite January 16, 2009

mookid

people,especially kids and teens that are fat,and those that would rather sit and graze(eat) than do anything productive for society or hang out with their friends.

Kid 1: Hey Mike, do you want to hang out at the mall today?
Kid 2: No my mom is making chocolate pie and cookies, and I'm hungry.
Kid 1: Damn mikey You are a Mookid!

by Bobert Mcbobert June 26, 2006

Dead Mom Kid

A Dead Mom Kid is a person who takes what was intended to be a lighthearted, funny, stupid, and/or silly joke or moment and suddenly makes it awkward and serious by bringing up really personal details about themselves that you would figure to be something they want to keep in their private lives. Often times they do this very casually or try to talk about it like it's funny and you suddenly don't know what to say to them other than "that sucks" or "wow I'm sorry" to be polite. Often accompanied with trying to disengage oneself from the situation by means of excuse accompanied with a silent vow to never speak to said person again.

This most commonly happens when someone makes a casual "your mom" joke and the receiver of the joke responds with something along the lines of "My mom is dead" whether the joke was meant to be offensive or not.

Remember kids: Don't be the dead mom kid.

by Ikesorea January 13, 2011

mookid

people,especially kids and teens that are fat,and those that would rather sit and graze(eat) than do anything productive for society or hang out with their friends.

Kid 1: Hey Mike, do you want to hang out at the mall today?
Kid 2: No my mom is making chocolate pie and cookies, and I'm hungry.
Kid 1: Damn mikey You are a Mookid!

by Bobert Mcbobert September 3, 2008

Momaid

A female friend of a homosexual who is attending as part of the wedding party or civil union function between two persons of the same sex.

i do not have a bridesmaid, I have a momaid.

by Ram_Boy January 9, 2012

momfidence

That feeling of being utterly amazing looking and feeling after you have a baby

Oh that Karen, she's got a one-year-old and sooo much momfidence. She looks amazing! How does she do it?

by Jj11jj22 January 19, 2018