bruhtticus momenticus

The most powerful version of the bruh moment.

My friend: It really do be like that sometimes.
Me: This really is a bruhtticus momenticus

by Bean Yoda May 22, 2019

Momentivation

When momentum towards a goal results in additional motivation.

When I saw a vein in my left bicep after weeks of working out and eating well, the momentivation inspired me to continue my training and eating.

by Jessica Hendrix May 29, 2008

Malentines Day

A day within 2 weeks after Valentines Day where a man can call for his significant other to take him out to dinner to a place of his choice.

"Hey Herb.. What are you up to this friday?"
"Hey Erik, I'm having my girlfriend take me to Red Lobster for Malentines Day"
"Good idea! I hear it is Lobster Fest This weekend"

by senorklein February 19, 2010

Mommenting

When one's mother comments on their status with things like, "That's lovely, but make sure you're home by 10," or "Your friends should watch their mouths on the internet."

I bet Josh was so embarrassed by all his mother's mommenting.

by jlay9 February 28, 2010

morontine

Involuntary isolation for people not intelligent enough to protect their own and others' well-being.

He'd ignored every warning, had gone to the packed bar, the beach and the barber, was coughing and feverish, and now found himself in mandatory morontine.

by Monkey's Dad May 23, 2020

momentia

mixture of pregnancy/mom brain causing you to forget everything every few minutes

“hi my name is Alicia”

“hi Lisa, I’m sorry i have momentia”

by Angeleen January 5, 2022

Mosentine

When one of your so-called "friends" takes a stinky dump in a house full of people.

At Christmas dinner, grandma snuck away from the table and returned with a huge grin on her face. She dropped a huge mosentine on all of us.

by Mike Hardley February 5, 2010