Mopologist

A person who mops the floor. Specializing in mopping floors. Most likely a title given to you at work which informs you that you now have to mop floors on top of all the other duties you do. You can be a doctor or a secretary or any other position that doesn't require you to clean rooms etc...but you have a boss who's a tight ass and decides revise your job description and adds mopping floors. So guess what?!? You are now a mopologist, board certified too!

Starting 8/21/17 all secretaries will now start to mop and clean all rooms but please prioritize and do not neglect the phones and other clerical duties. You will have the title mopologist added to your badge, but your pay will not increase

by Pinché Cindy August 4, 2017

Memologist

A memologist is a person who creates memes and has mastered the art of memery and memology.

Oof 1: Oof! You're one of the greatest memologists of our time, Oof.
Oof 2: Oof! Thank you, Oof.

by NickiTheMemist September 22, 2017

Mobologist

A fake "scientist" that studies the mafia and mob involvement in modern history. This person panders to a dumb demographic that thinks they know about the Italian culture and infers they are all gangsters.

After reading the godfather, I am now a mobologist.

by Jackson doff October 30, 2017

moriologist

A person who has been hired to mourn at a funeral!

"That veiled woman is an absolute moriologist!"

by Dr. Sam Sultan October 17, 2014

mopologist

An duty added to your job description when your boss doesn't want to hire the proper person and just wants to be a tight wad

I'm a surgical tech and my boss revised our job description and added mopologist to our duties.

by Pinché Cindy August 3, 2017

Memeologist

Someone who conducts research on or studies Memetics or Memes

Can also be spelt Memologist

Friend 1: Dude have you watched LIMC he’s such a good Memeologist

Friend 2: No, I might watch him later though

by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodMan June 17, 2022

Memeologist

Memeologists. They are the one who studied memeology. A person with experience, knowledge, a fanatic of memes. They will not support the filthy normies as they suffer to dead memes. These people help generate memes and become one of another soon to be dead meme by PewDiePie.

Ah, yes. the Memeologists. They helped us know what cum actually mean on that one meme, now I find it funny!

by AaroNn0ice May 7, 2019