text mexting

a form of sexting that involves sending pictures of your junk from a chili's to-go restroom

yeah bro i was totally text mexting her while i was im the bathroom

by assholeathogwarts March 21, 2017

molestigate

To grope another's genital region in an investigatatory manner.

After asking if she was a transvestite, he molestigated the woman's crotch to seek proof of her claim.

by RJ LBC January 12, 2014

Eye molesting

When someone is talking to you and watching something that isn't your eyes that you wish they weren't.
I.e: pervy old men talking to your breasts FOR CRYING OUT LOUD MY EYES AREN'T IN MY TITS - I THINK I'D BE ON EVERY NEWSPAPER IN THE WORLD IF THEY WERE

OMG I was just eye molested by my IT teacher

STOP EYE MOLESTING ME YOU PERVE

by Who cares? December 17, 2005

Mexting

To text with Mexicans, or to send pictures that relate to Mexican things, such as sending a picture of yourself wearing a sombrero. It is a very large concern among parents worried about their teens, often compared to Sexting

Fox News: Is your child part of the phenomenon sweeping the teen world known as Mexting? Find out tonight on Glenn Beck.

by aryeaeru n7er7jek March 14, 2011

Midget molesting may

Oh boy, and you thought no nut November was bad, in midget molesting may you have to molest every midget you see

Steve: Ok what you doing to that midget?

Rob: I'm molesting him, its midget molesting may

Steve: oh ok that's fine

by K a htiw rakso October 3, 2020

Kitten molesting butt fuckers

why the fuck did you even search this?

Kitten molesting butt fuckers are tasty and horny.

by idiotdortyknees August 19, 2015

molesting the monkey

Much like choking the chicken, or stroking the salami.

Person 1: I was molesting the monkey while you were
sleeping.

Person: You are one sick fuck.

by Hitlers Private September 20, 2005