Molestovers

Like Sloppy Seconds, except non-consensual.

Priest 1: I'm done in here. You can have my molestovers.

*zip*

Priest 2: Thanks, dude.

*Brofive*

by cloudface October 14, 2012

molestimate

Do estimate how many one has molested.

The accused molestimated that he touched seven children, albeit the evidence indicated it was more like ten. His molestimations were quite modest.

by Semany snicket October 7, 2020

massively molested

Angerly molesting someone out of hatred and not out of lust but hatred

Friend: joe just got massively molested I wonder who did it

Me: I did it

Friend: stay the f away from me

by Massive molester March 18, 2020

spawn molested

When you are playing a video game and spawn, only to be swarmed by the enemy and immediately killed.

Jesse has spawn molested so many people in video games that he was forced to register as a sex offender.

by nice cream paint job November 2, 2009

Molestia

The one true Princess of Eqestria who's mission is to molest all who oppose or adore her

molestia was Awarded the trophy for: Molesting the most gentlecoats, gentlemares & obviously young unsuspecting fillies.

by Scampi The Dog February 28, 2015

molesticle

The sweet treat used by pedophiles to lure small children into the unmarked, white van.

The creepy old man threw the bag of molesticles over his shoulder as he prepared to make his daily tour of the playground.

by Bassladyjo March 19, 2010

molestigate

To grope another's genital region in an investigatatory manner.

After asking if she was a transvestite, he molestigated the woman's crotch to seek proof of her claim.

by RJ LBC January 12, 2014