Molest 

The science teacher who cant get enough pussy

Mr Robins wants to molest me

Molest by VolatileDoor6 July 30, 2023

molest fest 

Typically seen in a Wall of Death/Mosh Pit attempt Fall Out Boy concerts, Yellowcard concerts. Instead of the normal punching, pushing, and trampling you get these little bitch slaps and soft touch of pushes and the typical crouch grab and rub.

You see the Yellowcard wall of death video? Its a fucking molest fest...

molest fest by Drew "The March 6, 2008

Molest Me Van

1970s Delivery or Cargo Van that has no windows except for windshield and front windows.

There was a molest me van parked near the school.

Molest Me Van by MikeGV March 1, 2005

molest juice 

For Molesters to get hyped and ready to invade bedrooms

Gonna drink Molest Juice and invade Ians house

molest juice by MOLESTERS November 15, 2016

Molest-a-mobile 

A huge sixteen passenger van that people go into, but never come out of.

Pedophile: "Hi kids! Want some candy?!?!"

Children: "Sure! Come on everyone, let's go!!!"

*Children climb into van...*

Pedophile: "Ahah! I tricked them into my molest-a-mobile!! Let the molest-fest begin!"

Molest-a-mobile by AlexHannahMaggieCandace January 8, 2009

molest a brainchild

To misuse or attack someone's well thought out concept to a disgusting extent.

I had a solution to the fund-raising problem, but Herb messed up my idea so much that we're now being sued. He sure knows how to molest a brainchild.

molest a brainchild by AbnormalBoy January 7, 2007

molest myself 

The act of touching and putting your hands in every pocket in your pants and shirt when searching for your keys or cell phone.

"Dude, did you lose your keys?"

"Howdju know? Did I molest myself again?"

"Yea, you looked like a priest in boy scouts summer camp."

molest myself by Anthony Tamayo Jr. December 4, 2007