molastic 

something that is extremely slow moving. (excruciatingly slow.)

"The pacing of that movie was molastic, I thought it would never end!"

"This internet connection is molastic. I've been trying to download this file for an hour."

molastic by Hey, Strange May 10, 2008

sweet sassy molassey 

An exclamation indicating an impressive action.

Sweet sassy molassey, Obama just clinched the nomination!

sweet sassy molassey by Andrew Butterworth June 22, 2008

molasses 

A person with not many athletic abilities in the discipline of track and field.

Man that Kieran sure is molasses.

molasses by Alex.Flash June 18, 2011

slow as molasses 

Extremely slow, not moving fast, taking extra time

" I was trying to get the kids ready but Charlie was being as slow as molasses on a tin roof" "She's taking her time with her homework. I swear she is slower than molasses"

slow as molasses by Wearytaco January 10, 2019

molasfuck 

A combination of the words molasses and fuck. Generally associated with people who are extremely slow.

Wow, this guy in front of me is slower than molasfuck!

molasfuck by BruceFuckYouWillis February 3, 2014

gut molasses 

is a grrrls' band from Russia, playin' grunge/punk in the oldschool way.
It meansыьер disgusting, saprogenic, and at the same time pleasant, tasty and sweet. It's the original metaphor, that's constructed on contrast. The Theatre of the Absurd.

gut molasses

gut molasses by sassydirtyblonde May 19, 2009

Slower than molasses

to move or function in a slow sloth like way..compared to cooking molasses in a slow cooker.

this bus is moving slower than molasses!

Slower than molasses by sweetsincerity January 19, 2009