Moistake

When your steak is really juicy it's called a moist steak, or moistake

Wow this is the best steak I've ever eaten, it's so juicy! This one is definitely a moistake.

by fruityooty April 11, 2021

Enslaved moisture

Water trapped in a plastic bottle

“Ah yes, enslaved moisture.”

by stonks22 June 30, 2019

Moisture Pig

A 400 pound plus male or female human life form that just sits around and eats and sweats. These humans leach off of the system to the point that they suck up any moisture around them as well as food and beverage and leave no moisture, food or beverage for any other hard working human.

A moisture pig is worse than a swamp donkey and less athletic.

A moisture pig also is greatly affected by gravity and spends a lot of time on the ground, typically due to falling.

Look at the size of the hair diaper on that moisture pig.

That moisture pig stood so close to me that it dehydrated me!

by Bshifters December 15, 2019

Gas Moisture

Residue of fart - A slipperiness between the butt cheeks caused by poo particles and moisture released from a fart.. Fermenting Gas moisture is thought to be the cause of Butt Cheese or Honey Butt.

I've been fartin so much I have gas moisture - I need to pop to the toilet to check, I'm sure the residue of all my farts will be brown.
or
This Mexican food has given me gas moisture (morning after, wipe check)

by nick packer October 10, 2007

Moistard

The horrible watery substance that squirts onto your burger/hot dog when you forget to shake the mustard bottle.

The mustard equivilent of 'wetchup'

Fuck! I forgot to shake the mustard bottle and now my burger is covered in moistard!!

by The chair May 8, 2010

moisture-seeking mutton missile

The penis, primed and ready for action.

His moisture-seeking mutton missile exploded forth in a shower of baby batter.

by Jamie Rodger October 20, 2003

moistmaker

an extra slice of gravy-soaked bread inside a turkey sandwich to make it extra moist. Monica on "Friends" invented it and Ross named it. Ross got really upset one time, when his boss ate his sandwich with a moistmaker.

Ross: Oh-oh really? Did you confuse it with your own turkey sandwich with a moistmaker?

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd December 25, 2007