Mingemonger

Minge is a colloquial English term referring to a female’s pubic hair. Monger refers to any trading enterprise. A minge-monger is therefore a term of abuse used to describe a person who it is claimed sells the pubic hair of a ladies.

That disgusting bloke is an absolute mingemonger!

by Colonel Barnaby November 28, 2022

maingk

An exclamation usually associated with hunting wild American rabbits in the South Eastern United States. Amongst some experienced and highly skilled rabbit hunters Maingk is yelled at a rabbit as it passes the hunter--and there are often three or four rabbits a-goin' at a time--with a series of loud hollers, e.g. "Maingk, Maingk, Maingk, Maingk!!" The rabbit will often stop right still, we reckon because he is so scaired he has to stop. If the rabbit stops, the hunter should kill him with a stick. It is said that this is a good method to stop a rabbit, and field tests prove that it does indeed work, and that if you make that fu-fu-fuss they will stop.

I'll tell you one thing, I was out a-huntin' rabbits one day and we had three or four a-goin' at the time and there come one raght by me and I said "Maingk, Maingk, Maingk, Maingk!!" And he stopped raght still and I killed him with a stick.

by H. H. Oliver August 22, 2006

Crusty Minge

A minge suffering from a long period of draught. Usually adorned by a layer of crust made of dried vegma or yeast infection excretions.

My Tinder date had a crusty minge on her, she must havn't got laid in years!

by SkippyMinaj June 13, 2021

Minge Munchies

Common HSV or cold sore symptoms on one's face cause by excessive cunnalingus. Embarrassing to you, your woman, your doctor, your family and friends when discovered. AKA: Al Jolson face or reverse Al Jolson face.

Dude 1: Hey what's up with your face?
Dude 2: I went down on that new girl and got a dose of Minge Munchies.
Dude 1: Man, you look like Al Jolson, was she your Mammy?
Dude 2: Uncool, Bro! Uncool!
Dude 1: Was she on ragtime?
Dude 2: Enough!

by SaltyKnob March 23, 2017

Disco Minge

This refers to the state of the minge. After a night clubbing the minge will get sweaty and unpleasent to the taste and smell

"Dude, you go down on her?"
"Yeah, but didn't stay, she had disco minge"

by mr_pr December 11, 2006

Moingona Mongoose

A small solitary predator who can often be found in or around the river bottoms of rural Moingona indulging on discount beer and pizza rolls. The Moingona Mongoose is constantly searching for a mate to bring back to their home or lair, which they share with their Mongoose Mom and Dad. An often elusive creature the Mongoose is mostly only found at night as it has no occupation during the daylight hours. The mongoose has a need for speed that he embraces through his competitiveness however he also carries a short temper only matched by his stature, so when approaching proceed with caution.

Dude, I saw the Moingona Mongoose in a van down by the river yesterday!

by Neature Guy July 28, 2011

maingaining

Maingaining is eating at your maintenance calories or near maintenance, so as to minimize fat gain while still gaining muscle. It is a consistent and steady health focused method of gaining muscle, popularized largely by Greg Doucette.

"Hey man are you bulking or cutting right now?"

"Neither, I am maingaining. I am tired of bulking and cutting cycles."

by Baratel January 26, 2021