muffed punt

When your babe throws you the last condom and you drop it and it falls under the bed, killing your chance to score.

I was like the New York Jets last night - muffed punt and the game was over.

by Puntmuffer September 18, 2017

muffed up

The polite way to describe somthing that is "fucked up"

Jack muffed up Jason's face after Jason attempted to finger Jacks mothers asshole while she was sleeping.

by scott January 30, 2004

muffed up

muffed up means fucked up. use "muff" to replace fuck. very fun to use so you dont get in trouble by the parentals or offend the old folks. use different variations of muff too-muffer, muffing, etc.

That's muffed up dude!
Go muff yourself.

by Kyle Ernesti June 18, 2006

miffed

To be slightly annoyed, specifically with someone or something.

Jane is a bit miffed with Sally.

by Katie October 8, 2003

Muffed the Punt

A muffed punt is when you accidently slide your penis into a womans anus while having doggy style vaginal intercourse.

"Dude, my girl is so mad at me. While we were having sex, I muffed the punt, and she thought it was intentional!"

by soccerfag September 28, 2009

mffed

Mind-fucked; when something perpetually blows your mind

"Just watched Inception..that shit mffed me realllllll bad."

by kaytaynell October 17, 2011

muffed

another use for fucked up

Damn your ass got muffed up

by Kerry Ann January 6, 2007