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Before: "You Can't Touch This. Now Stop! Hammer Time
-Medievalify-
After: "Thou Canst Toucheth This, Now Halt, It Be-ith the time of hammer
by AfroNinja117 May 28, 2009
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Medieval Handshake

When you hand shake someone where you grab the other persons forearm instead of the traditional grabbing of hands. Mostly used by badasses.
As Brad got out of the airport Rob gave him a solid Medieval Handshake to welcome him home.
by the medievaler November 7, 2015
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midieval

Incorrect spelling of the word medieval, possibly because the e sounds like a short i.
Bob wrote: Let's dress up like midieval knights!
John wrote: It's medieval, not midieval!
by RabuRabuHotelBot December 21, 2010
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medieval diss track

my mill grinds, pepper and spice
You’re mill grinds, rats and mice
My hand picks, only what grows

Your hand picks, only your nose
My grain tastes, delightful
Your grain tastes, very frightful
My mother cooks, with much care,
Your mother cooks, with her hair
My wife smells, of pure honey
Your wife smells, of bad money
My fields are, happy to see
Your fields are, sad to decree
My hat fits, like a fiddle
Your hat fits, like it’s little
My king is, smart and wise
Your king is, full of lies
My sheep will, keep us alive
Your sheep will, fail to arrive
by ti;hkgeuhgeikhgiojkhf May 4, 2023
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going medieval

Refers to an upcoming violent behaviour on somebody's ass. Medieval civilisation is known for it's cruelty and violence, therefore when going medieval on someone, the results can be truly devastating.
-"I'm sorry man, I had sex with you're wife"
-"(Picks up a baseball bat) That's it! I'm going medieval on yo' ass"
by TenHands January 27, 2011
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Medieval

1. A period of time most often associated with the dark ages, particularly from the 11th to the 15th centuries.
2. An agressive action, usually in retaliation of an earlier action.
"knights did a lot of crusading in medieval times."
"I'm gonna go medieval on your ass!"
by Brian November 3, 2004
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Medieval Dickweed

The term for a person or persons from the Medieval time period who act harsh or "un-cool". As used in the movie Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989).
King Henry the VIII was a Medieval Dickweed for chopping his wife's head off.
by AgentOrangeSkies June 29, 2006
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