When a professor gives you a 50 question multiple choice exam with answers A-H including choices such as All of the above, none of the above, every other letter, etc...
In this situation, you can simply shout out that's bullshit or take it as modern art
In this situation, you can simply shout out that's bullshit or take it as modern art
by AnnoyedIrish May 3, 2008
Get the Modern Art mug.Modernell is the last name of a highly sought after family by the Federal Bureau of Investigation. While the family is compromised of over 1,000,002 members everyone is wanted due to the F.B.I's and C.I.A's join effort operation "Catch Those Fuckers" to catch L.M AKA "The Stig" AKA "The Professional" AKA "The-Guy-Who-Did-Your-Mom-Last-Night-While-You-Were-Traumatized-by-Her-Bloodcurdling-Screams-of-Joy". While local police departments have found many members of the Modernell family they always seem to get away in highly modified high performance vehicles. We.. I mean the F.B.I along with the C.I.A speculate that they run several underground tuning garages where they continue to sell dangerously modified cars along with the side hobby of selling a substance which they have named "cacaina" that is known to cause instant death if more than 1g is taken while increasing your reaction times if less than 1g is taken. It also gives you wings.
If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of any Modernell family member please proceed with caution and call your local police department.
If L.M is caught there will be a $3,500,000USD reward paid in full tax-free.
If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of any Modernell family member please proceed with caution and call your local police department.
If L.M is caught there will be a $3,500,000USD reward paid in full tax-free.
Jason - "Yo, did you see that guy? I think he's a Modernell!"
Bubba - "Better not fuck with him or we're dead"
Jason - "Nah man, we gotta call the po-po!"
Bubba - "It's not worth it man, lets just ignore we saw him"
Jason - "But we gotta call the co.. -Jason gets shot by L.M before he finishes his sentence-"
Bubba - "Better not fuck with him or we're dead"
Jason - "Nah man, we gotta call the po-po!"
Bubba - "It's not worth it man, lets just ignore we saw him"
Jason - "But we gotta call the co.. -Jason gets shot by L.M before he finishes his sentence-"
by Totally-Not-The-C.I.A May 1, 2014
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An amazing gamer with the talent of pissing people off by "trolling" them. He tells funny stories and plays games like a boss (As a basic explaination)
by LegacyOfAProd November 10, 2013
Get the Modern War Negro mug.Some woman's messy bed, or a dead shark some guy put in formaldehyde or something. But in an art gallery.
Simple Simon: Good heavens, why is there a dead shark next to this beautiful painting?
Johnny Artworld: It's modern art, dig?
Johnny Artworld: It's modern art, dig?
by notmereally November 17, 2009
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Jay, and old rich man, is married to a young, Colombian woman named Gloria. Gloria has her own son named Manny. (Jay would be Manny's step-father)
Jay does have two kids if his own: Claire and Mitchell.
Claire is married to a real-estate agent named Phil. Claire and Phil have three kids: Haley- the oldest. Alex (girl) is smarter than Haley and Luke- the youngest who is quite dumb like Phil.
Mitchell is gay and has a partner named Cameron. Now, obviously, since they are both men, they can't have their own child. So the adopted a Vietnamese baby named Lily (she's about 5+ now)
Jay, and old rich man, is married to a young, Colombian woman named Gloria. Gloria has her own son named Manny. (Jay would be Manny's step-father)
Jay does have two kids if his own: Claire and Mitchell.
Claire is married to a real-estate agent named Phil. Claire and Phil have three kids: Haley- the oldest. Alex (girl) is smarter than Haley and Luke- the youngest who is quite dumb like Phil.
Mitchell is gay and has a partner named Cameron. Now, obviously, since they are both men, they can't have their own child. So the adopted a Vietnamese baby named Lily (she's about 5+ now)
Kid: Did you catch that episode of Modern Family last night!
Kid 2: YES! It was awesome- Cameron is totally my favorite!
Kid 2: YES! It was awesome- Cameron is totally my favorite!
by CriminalMinds01 July 9, 2014
Get the Modern Family mug.Modern Dance emerged out of a rejection of classical ballet and has grown to encompass a wide range of movement styles and techniques. It provides an outlet for free expression without the boundaries accompanied with more classical, traditional forms of movement. Several modern techniques include Horton, Cunningham, and Graham- just to name a few.
Nicole hates watching boring ballet pieces but loves to watch modern dance because she finds it is always fresh, new and entertaining.
by sussman December 28, 2005
Get the modern dance mug.A sudden absence from: work, school, other important events; that coincides with the release of a new video game
Bill: Where's Steve, he hasn't been at work today?
Ted: Well, the new Call of Duty game just came out.
Bill: Oh, he's got a case of the Modern Warfare Flu
Ted: Well, the new Call of Duty game just came out.
Bill: Oh, he's got a case of the Modern Warfare Flu
by ThisGuy457 November 12, 2009
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