Micky Dee’s wifi

Garbage wifi

Man hes got some Micky Dee’s wifi

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

Mock shock

An insincere expression of disbelief.

The waitress expressed mock shock that our food had not arrived yet.

by forty day mike August 26, 2013

mooky stinks

a turd. the word used to substitute turd used by mister mackey in south park.

"a fecalfeliac is someone who's obsessed with mooky stinks mkay."

by zak dizzle October 18, 2003

mock snuff

a scene in a movie that when removed could be passed off as an actual snuff film.

After watching some of the Flower of Flesh and Blood video Charlie Sheen turned it over to the FBI not realizing the murder he just witnessed was a mock snuff scene.

by KillerMongaloid November 6, 2009

mooky scoot

a mookie scoot is a sexual act in which you first take a shit, dont wipe your ass, fuck someone and then proceed to scoot your shitty ass on their chest.

can also be refered to as scooting the mooky

"man i fucked this dirty bitch last night. she let me fuckin mooky scoot her."

"sometimes you just gotta scoot the mooky, you dig?"

by gdubbz and flargums September 12, 2006

mock star

A person in the spotlight that is famous for no apparent reason. A person that has no real talent except for being famous. Can also mean a star/starlette wannabe.

Paris Hilton, Tara Reid

by Menagerie Idol May 30, 2005

The Mecky Shuffle

Right before you ejaculate, you pinch your uncircumcised foreskin at the tip, creating a pocket you fill with semen. Then fill same pocket with urine before releasing everything over the toilet, flushing everything out.

Instead of blasting on this broads tits, I prefer to fuck her sink up with the mecky shuffle.

by Craig Wayne Jenkins June 4, 2018