Mockerised

To mockerise somone, also known as 'Mocka to the Chocca', is to dominate and humiliate such persons in a game of the players choice, causing you to tear up the massive ground with your genitalia.

One must state dominance by saying "Get mockerised!" "mocha to the chocca bruv!" "Mate i just mockerised you!" or lastly in extreme cases "mocked up!"

Seth: "Hey Kieth get mockerised!" as Seth thrusts the ball through Kieth's legs leaving him humiliated, broken boned and submerged in feces.

by Jolpak December 31, 2013

cockerism

When your dick starts spinning faster than a helicopter's blades, causing you to fly into the air with unlimited power.

Bystander 1: "Oh my god, Billy's having a cockerism!

Bystander 2: "It looks like his dick is going 9000 miles per hour!"

by TheCockerist April 15, 2017

Lockerism

Lockerism is a new religion that can be proven by science that stats the universe is a science project made by a group of Higher intelligent beings that we pensive as gods, and our universe is kept in one of their schools lockers. The locker that is one higher is the Christian heaven and the being who made that is a real nerd and got an A+ the locker below was a kid who got a F and only spent 1 lesson on it and is the Christian Hell it was created by an to Annoy a christian boy.

Person 1 (Hey that kid is Christian)
Person 2 ( should we spread the word about our almighty religion of Lockerism)

by GGOP130 November 7, 2018

Monkeism

there is one god and one god only and that is harambe

Guy1: Hey Dude Man I Follow A New Religion Its Called Monkeism
Guy2: Yooooo! Cool Dude Man I Gonna Follow That Aswell

by ArranEXE October 14, 2021

Monkeism

An act in which you adhere to being against a monkeist-someone who accepts the inner monke

'that is just pure monkeism'
what a monkeist

by Tpablo October 24, 2022

Rockerism

Rockerism is the belief that having a good time is more important than anything. People who believe in Rockerism (Rockerists) do not discuss religion or politics. This is done because they understand that these issues bring about endless arguing. It's about forgetting the things that separate you from the person sitting next to you. That's Rockerism.

See Rockerist

"Rockerism is the easiest way to live."

by King Crazy October 27, 2007

Motherism

Those strange things your mother says or does that makes you feel incredibly awkward in a situation. Sometimes just putting on an accent that they do not normally have. This can also include dancing or singing in public

*elevator music comes on*
Mom: Hunny, lets dance!!!
Kid: Mom, please control your Motherisms.

by ebersnew4 July 30, 2011