machete

spanish word for fucking big ass knife

dude isnt that fucking big ass knife you have a machete

by vayne arelius February 13, 2010

Mutton Machete

Penis.

See that bird over there. She's a horny bitch..I am going to fuck her with my mutton machete tonight when it's rock hard

by Course Work January 11, 2012

moche-mignon

Adjective
/mɔʃ/ - /ˈmɪnjɒn/
A compound word in french for "ugly-cute" often used to describe animals, people, and/or inanimate objects which upon first glance appear ugly, but upon further examination are kind of...cute. E.g. a bulgy-eyed chihuahua, most pugs, B.J. Novak, buck teeth.

That dog on the street had a lower jaw sticking out like a boat too far ashore, but I wouldn't mind adopting one like that, it's kinda moche-mignon.

by PetiteSaucisse October 28, 2021

Machete

a long knife, used for hacking your way through the jungle. also the most awesome zombie killing tool ever.

Shit, theres zombies outside. wheres my machete

by ltdelicious May 4, 2009

macheted

To have a threesome with a girl and her mother. Usually done in a pool while being recorded with a video camera.

I went to her house this weekend and macheted her and her mom.

by rustyspikeshackleford April 6, 2011

mothets

A word that means to be sure of something used by children ^street worthy^

Mothets i am not lying ,im telling the truth

by David longhead August 31, 2017

mohetolx

very nice guy, kinda shy. Joins Discord calls but does not talk a lot (not a bad thing). VIP in Raine_x's chat though.

someone: you asked mohetolx if he wants to play?
someone else: He is already here but is not talking
someone: KEKW

by google_safety_warning May 17, 2021