Philza Minecraft

The creator of minecraft that played hardcore for 5 years and died to a baby zombie in gold armor.

WATCH OUT PHILLLLLLL(Philza Minecraft)

by Vscountt February 3, 2021

Minecraft

Pure happiness in the form of a blocky video game

Person 1: How do you uninstall minecraft?
Person 2: So you know how some sins are unforgivable?

by A human you dont know November 24, 2020

Mainey

A Bay Area slang meaning crazy, out of control, weird, or all of the above

Her: You heard about Tristan cheating with Jordyn?
Him: yeah, that's mainey

by Flavorgirl February 22, 2019

minecraft

a game where you can troll your friends and scream into your mic until your mother disowns you and takes you back to the adoption center.

"wanna play minecraft?"
"no last time you made me break up with my mincecraft girlfriend."

by nimimi December 17, 2018

minecraft girlfriend

Probably your uncle.

Do you have a minecraft girlfriend

I did before I realised its my uncle.

by Mark the reddit virgin April 3, 2020

Minecraft

What is this 'Physics' you speak of, is it magic?

Person 1: How is that castle being help up by a 20 foot tall stick?
Person 2: Minecraft
Person 1: But it's not physically possible!
Person 2: What is this 'Physics' you speak of, is it magic?
Person 1: It's the governing law o-
Person 2: MINECRAFT!(Bitch slaps person 1)

by SibunaS August 26, 2012

christian minecraft server

A place where I would really appreciate if you don't swear, Okay?

That bad boi did a swear about his pepe in my Christian Minecraft Server, and it made me cry.

by Knowredge December 5, 2017