mizer

Pronounced my-zur. To live off of other people. To abuse someone elses kindness. If a someone offers a beer, a mizer takes 5. If someone offers a cigarette, a mizer takes two - smokes one and puts the other behind his/her ear.

"A what? A mizer."
"Mize, rise, gize and resize."
"You're such a mizer."
"He's such a fuckin' mizer."
"Can I bum a cigarette?" (even though the person has a full pack, they bum a cigarette, this makes them a mizer)

by Dah House October 30, 2008

Harriet Miers

A term for someone who is grossly underqualified for something.

"Did you hear Steve wants to take out his own appendix?"
"Yeah - didn't he fail medical school?"
"Yup."
"What a Harriet Miers."

by Matt Staten November 3, 2005

cole miners

Fans of WWE commentator "Vintage" Michael Cole, deemed to be virtually nonexistent.

My cole miners love me!

--Michael Cole

by Kitsonga October 7, 2010

Coal Miners Daughter

When the man is on his hands and knees with his ass in the air while the woman eats his ass and jerks him off.

She said she'd do anything. So she gave me a flawless Coal Miners Daughter

by Rimsplitter May 30, 2017

minersville

a town in PA, that is so gay and boring. Place where there are almost no jobs but plenty of bars and completely random stores such as suezan's sweet shop, revolution motorcycle shop, and versa tron (who the fuck knows wat they sell there).

Minersville, PA 17954

by WWT SKATER July 26, 2006

mizernik

In Bulgarian jargon mean wretch. Degenarate human.

ebi se v gaza, skapan mizernik!

by BayPetko September 10, 2005

free the chilean miners

to take a dump

Where did you run off to in such a hurry?
I had to go free the chilean miners.

I feel like I haven't pooped in days, I need to free the chilean miners.

by Epich October 17, 2010