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Pronounced my-zur. To live off of other people. To abuse someone elses kindness. If a someone offers a beer, a mizer takes 5. If someone offers a cigarette, a mizer takes two - smokes one and puts the other behind his/her ear.
"A what? A mizer."
"Mize, rise, gize and resize."
"You're such a mizer."
"He's such a fuckin' mizer."
"Can I bum a cigarette?" (even though the person has a full pack, they bum a cigarette, this makes them a mizer)
mizer by Dah House October 30, 2008
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An elder, someone who has more knowledge and/or ability than you. Commonly used in competitive card games.
I am such a mizer, I completely dominate you n00bs.
mizer by RighteousMSJ February 7, 2004
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short for sodomizer

used to tell people they are gay and that they like to sodomize people

another varaition of the word sodomite
"Koper, you are such a mizer."
mizer by Nicker Tanglees December 12, 2008
A mizer is sum1 whom ud like to see by run over by a tricycle just so u cud have the satisfaction of boasting about what u have seen at a later date
terry has no value in my life hes just a mizer
Mizer by Vethment January 17, 2004

Malice Mizer 

a Japanese band(now broken up) that played a mix of classical and rock. Consisted of Kami on drums(Died after Gackt left),Mana on synthazizer/guitar,Yu~ki on bass, and Kozi on synth/guitar.Also went though 3 different vocalists(Tetsu,who got kicked out,Gackt,who went solo,and Klaha was the last vocalist.) Known alot for their unsusual attire. All are men. Some people conider Malice Mizer "Jgoth"
some songs by Malice Mizer:Beast of Blood,Bel Air,Au Revior
Malice Mizer by Aquila December 20, 2003

Malice Mizer 

What defines a human. Slang for Malice and Misery. A term concived by Mana and Kozi, former guitarists of the J-Rock band Malice Mizer.
Question: What is human?
Answer: Human is nothing but a being of Malice and Misery.
Malice Mizer by Nagi January 29, 2004

malice mizer 

Meaning "Malicious Misery" not Malice Misery. Been around since 1992 but didn't release anything 'til 1994. Definately one of the best and unique bands out there. Usually mistaken for woman, especially Mana. They're hawt anyways! :D Their music is unique. LONG LIVE MALICE MIZER. :)
Malice Mizer's song Regret is that bomb!
malice mizer by DatH0e May 13, 2005
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