mitties

Mitties are the shortened version of "man titties". Often characterized by woman-like breasts that are extremely visible, mitties are one of the most disgusting and unattractive features one can have. Commonly possessed by overweight men, or those with unfortunate genes.

I went to the pool, and all the old, shirtless men had mitties.

by uknomelykwo January 22, 2010

mizzies

miserable

see also mizzleskins

"yo that shit was mizzies"

by jslouz February 22, 2009

mities

large deposits of fat in the upper chestal region of men that makes them appear as if they have boobs.

man + tities = mities

Man: Wow, that guy in the Of Montreal shirt has huge mities.

Woman: Yea, but i like his shirt.

by Nateisawesome May 21, 2007

motzies

Short for Mozzarella Sticks. Usually enjoyed in a hot tub when not completely necessary to have.

Person A: Mommm!!!!! The Motzies!!!!!!! Where are they?!?! Everyone here wants motzies NOW!!!!!!
Everyone Else: No its ok, don't worry about it....
Person A: The Motzies monmm!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!

by Nick C.W. May 24, 2008

mitties

combo of man and titties
a man having enormous breasts as if he has female tits

jeez Javier you have some big mitties look like some DD's

by jstepp December 24, 2007

MITZEST

A dead beat writer who fantasised about your mum. Very sexy btw Ask them their gender, go on. It's gunna change in a months time. Stress cooking? Yep!

P1"Hey You heard of that writer?"
P2"MITZEST? Their also a streamer."
P1"Wait really?"
P3"yes, they also do alot of stress cooking."

by YERMASBALLS August 9, 2022

Mitties

Man titties usually on the homies named benjamin who have a back looking like krakatoa and have enhanced estragen levels. they most likely play osu

Damn blud got massive as mitties

by Gasdemjews720xX May 31, 2023