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Mitsubishi 

Legendary Ecstasy pill 'brand' of the late 1990's and early 21st century, the Mitsubishi phenomenon was the result of two concurrent phenomenon: the first batch of quality MDMA in tablet form for around half a decade and the sudden mass-popularisation of the drug, mainly aided by tabloid scaremongering.

The humble mitsubishi (so-called because of the symbol on the front of the tablets which emulated the marque of the popular car-maker) was copied widely almost as soon as it hit the streets, in much the same way as were Doves a decade earlier, resulting in a similar damaging effect on the 'brand'. It also spawned a semi-legal side-industry in badges, t-shirts, mouse-mats and other consumables.
"Me So Bitchy"
--Badge sold on Camden Market in the early 2000's. Above the slogan was the Mitsubishi logo.

"I just spend all week daytdreamin' at me desk. What will it be next week? Snowballs, Doves, Mitsubishis..."

--Altered State.
Mitsubishi by Anonymous March 27, 2006

mitsubishi challenger 

Most underrated 4wd on the market, don’t need big bucks to get far off road. Challenger owners enjoy the confused look on patrol owners faces when one out drives them.
I’m pissed my patrol can’t keep up with that Mitsubishi Challenger

Mitsubishi eclipse 

RS model = chick car GSX = balls to the wall mans whip. the guy that posted number 2 is a retard
mitsubishi eclipse GSX is the turbo all wheel drive

Mitsubishi 

a company that wanted to kill us all in the 1940s, and now makes fantastic cars like the EVO (all thought I'm a Subaru fan boxer power!!! spite the fact still a fantastic car.) as well as cars they make TV's computer parts (semiconductors) and sell fish I'm not kidding look it up they are the largest company in Japan, and have concord us in a entirely different way.
Mitsubishi by wseroyer June 26, 2008

mitsubishi 

A decent car manufacturer in the '90s, went to shit when they tried to replace the extinct 3000GT with the new Eclipse. The most recent (failed) attempt at a sports car, the '06 Eclipse, is another example of how the company has gone downward with the influence of Chrysler Motors Corp. The only Mitsubishi worth buying after 1999 is the Evolution, which still rages on today, leaving Honduhs and most other car brands (excluding selected Lambos and Ferraris) staring at their tail lights. Mitsubishi still makes a good TV, however, and a Mitsubishi VCR/DVD player is also a good buy.
Idiot - Hey, isn't my 2000 Eclipse cool?

Me - Yea, except your engine is weak and can't take even 10 lb of boost without severe mods...wanna race my 1990 Eclipse?

Idiot - Sure..*light turns green*....oh my, those are some nice tail lights, I wish I could catch up.
mitsubishi by turb0d00d June 21, 2005

mitsubishit 

(noun) - an undiserable model of mitsubishi brand automobiles; most commonly 1980's style pickup trucks.
"I deliver pizzas in a mitsubishit"
mitsubishit by Fast Willie27 June 18, 2006