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email mitosis

The process by which an email, which you are copied on, has replicated each of its replies, separated the thread into several identical threads, each containing in its own new information from the others copied, without you knowing what the fuck is going on anymore
Hey I was looking into that Baggage that got lost and I found that it wasn't in our storage facility.

Yeah, everyone already knew that because Someone else found it found it like an hour ago, I guess you weren't on that thread...

I think urban dictionary should have a definition about "email mitosis" to describe that phenomenon.
by andyisgodsgift January 3, 2014
mugGet the email mitosismug.

Reverse Mitosis

An uncommon term for sexual intercourse. Derived from the fact that mitosis is a method of reproduction, as well as that mitosis in reverse could be interpreted as two people entering each other (a common term for sex)
Person A: Reverse Mitosis would just kind of be sex, right?
Person B: Wh... What the fuck has to go through your head to produce that thought?
Person A: No, but think about it. Wouldn't two cells joining together to produce only one cell kind of just be the same thing as sexual reproduction?
Person B: Do not make me think about this for any longer.

Wanna do some Reverse Mitosis later?
by karlplant May 26, 2022
mugGet the Reverse Mitosismug.

Group Chat Mitosis

When a group chat splits off into a smaller group chat, excluding members that are problematic or no longer part of the friend group. More discreet than straight up removing someone.
I knew that Caitlyn would confront us about removing her from our group chat, so we had a group chat mitosis.
by Struggle Station September 7, 2017
mugGet the Group Chat Mitosismug.

Left leg lagging mitosis

When your that rocked off of your bonker that your left leg lags behind the rest of your body as you walk out of the club shitter
Look at that tosser walking out of the toilets! hes so fucked up hes got left leg lagging mitosis!
by weloveaxewound October 28, 2018
mugGet the Left leg lagging mitosismug.

Mitosis

When the non gamete cells reproduce. Is a variation of Binary Fission and happens in over 90% of human cells. Can be remembered as "my toe is reproducing.".
The process in which our cells duplicate is called Mitosis
by The very special one June 5, 2019
mugGet the Mitosismug.

Mitosis Three Way

A euphemism to describe a particular investment partnership involving three individuals where 1 party's investment is 50% of the total and the other party's investments are 25% of the total, each.

Imagine the investment as a pair of cells where one cell has undergone mitosis resulting in 2 identical daughter cells and the other cell unchanged.
Got a connect that'll do a QP for $700 so split that in a mitosis three way with the bois and I'm getting an O for $175 which is way under budget this month
by blub blub mcgee January 20, 2021
mugGet the Mitosis Three Waymug.

Mitosis

What you say when your system steps on your toe.
*Sister steps on toe* Mitosis!
by veryjubby February 23, 2019
mugGet the Mitosismug.

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