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Mating

Mating is the action of male and female animals having sex (or breeding) to reproduce, and procreate.

Animals, including Humans mate with members of the opposite sex within their own species due to a desire for sexual pleasure, love, and the need to propagate the next generation.

Without Mating no Human being would be alive. Thus Mating is technically essential to the existence of Humans (and the vast majority of other animals).

Heterosexual sex is the only kind of sex that can be described as Mating.
If your Mother and Father had not participated in mating with each other, you would not be alive.
by The Facts matter August 7, 2019
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Condom Mining

Realizing at some point during or after intercourse that your condom has ejected itself and is now, through repeated ram-rodding, nested itself as far into her vagina as possible, you have no choice but to do the gentlemanly thing and retrieve it -'through whatever means necessary'.
Loser: "What'd you do last night?"

Stud: "I was knocking the back out of Sheila's vaj. When I finally pulled out after a good 30 to 45 seconds of awesome lovemaking, I realized my Magnum had abondoned ship. I was wrist deep in her coochie doing some series condom mining. Bitch owes me big time!"
by orientxp June 3, 2010
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mating colors

aspects of a person which makes them attractive to the opposite sex.

for a girl, it's usually how she dresses or wears her hair or makeup.

for a guy, it can be good clothes, a nice watch, or even a flashy or sporty car.
when Tom moved into a building where there were mostly young single females, he decided to trade in his dodge caravan for a corvette.
by polo January 13, 2004
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Beatles Mating Call

The act of one person yelling "I am the Walrus"
and having another yell back "goo-goo g'joob"

This method has helped young people hook up since 1967.

Truly the most romantic way of finding a date for the dance!
-Hey how did you meet that babe with the Rockin body?

I used the "Beetles Mating Call" on the subway yesterday and it was love at first sight.

- Wow I'm gonna try the "Beatles Mating Call" next time I want to get it in.
by Dr.Pbittytk December 5, 2012
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'Miring

Short for admiring
Guy 1 "dam that girl cute"
Guy 2 " stop 'miring "
by Banana kid June 4, 2018
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Mating March

Mating March is a month of March in where everyday you find someone to date and then dump them right after. On the last day you'll choose a person to stay with forever. It's your choice to either take it as 'fuck someone everyday' or 'date someone everyday.' Your choice, again.
Yo, Joe.

Yeah, what the hell do you need?

Tommorow is Mating March.

Time to rape some bitches.
by fufufck November 2, 2020
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Resin Mining

The laborious task of scraping cannabis resin from a thoroughly scraped glass pipe, typically administering a modified paperclip.
I need to find a new dealer in town. I was resin mining through an entire Netflix movie before I had enough to smoke.
by This_is_Herman_Cain! December 29, 2014
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