mitch

A Mitch is a male version of a bitch. (According to Kevin Hart in Real Husbands of Hollywood)

That dude is a mitch! He cries too much!

by vietboss October 16, 2013

Mitched

When you misplace everything. Nothing is out of the question. There is nothing too big, too small, expensive or rare that you cannot lose. It's like a less exciting version of where's waldo, except you're looking for your iPhone X, your Tesla, or your $16 bottle of Rosé. If its mitchaking you crazy, don't worry, you're not alone.

Darn, I mitched again. Where did I leave my son?

by Newfonewhodis January 12, 2018

Mitch

a male bitch, someone who loves to get others in trouble to draw attention the to themselves.

Dude, quit being such a Mitch.

Don't be a Mitch and run tell Mom you caught me smoking

by Megan's Fiver June 10, 2010

Mitch

One of the coolest, if not the coolest human-created names to ever grace this planet. Almost every single person with this Godly-gift of a name has pure awesomness coursing through their blood.

John: Did you see that guy Mitch?
Bill: I sure as hell did, that guy is wicked awesome.

by Cheechy Chong January 21, 2009

MITch

Term used to describe a female MIT student, most often of the bad variety. MITches are not only sexy, but they are smart and sexy. MITches are known for their spontaneity, love of food, and excellent taste in men and music. Upon meeting a MITch, you will proceed to feel an instant connection, and all of your other college choices will cease to be relevant. MITches are the epitome of “Work hard, play hard.” They are unbelievably smart and talented in whatever they do, while remaining grounded. If you date a MITch, consider yourself a lucky person in society. MITches don’t necessarily have to go to MIT either; if you meet a girl who is both truly smart and truly sexy, you have come across a MITch or a derivative of one. All in all, MITches know how to get it done and how to have a good time.

Janna: Dude why the fuck would you choose MIT over Stanford? What’s your problem?
Eni: I love bad MITches that’s my fucking problem!

Guy 1: Dude I met the hottest chick last night, she blew my... mind away with her knowledge of astrophysics and math.
Lucas: Should have gotten her autograph, you just ran into a MITch.

by eniwaffles April 23, 2014

Mitch

(noun) a male bitch

as in 'my mitch is here.' Or : "where my mitches at?"

by Thorusaurus April 19, 2018

Mitchness

1. The state of being Mitch. i.e. Mitchness

2. The person (proper). i.e. The Mitchness

The Mitchness will be at the bar with all his girls, let's go!

by Life and Times of Brian June 15, 2010