You must have me mistaken for some other Bitch

A useful phrase when you are ending a relationship with a particularly Triflin Mother Fucker.

TMF: I'm busy working all week. And next week too.
Woman: That shit ain't gonna fly. I'm sorry but you must have me mistaken for some other bitch who will put up with that nonsense. See ya!

by Notorious LIZ September 11, 2009

MisSTINKen Identity

When you enter a public bathroom and only go #1, but you still get blamed for the stink left by the person ahead of you.

person gives you a dirty look as you leave the restroom
"Hey man, it wasn't me! I just peed! This is a case of misSTINKen Identity!"

by DavieYo October 23, 2017

Mistaken IMendity

To think you've sent an IM to a friend complaining about someone when actually you sent it to the person you were complaining about.

Jane had a bad case of Mistaken IMendity yesterday - to her horror she accidentally sent an IM to her boss complaining about what a crazy freak he was, instead of sending it to her friend Matt. Total career limiting move!

by maybay August 3, 2007

mistooken

the correct past tense for the mistake.

I was mistooken yesterday about when the dance is.

by DoggyNate September 27, 2017

Redneck Mistaken Identity

When a "friend" believes you originated from Texas when infact you lived in Oregon and are English

Hey, didn't you come from Texas?

No! I think this is a case of Redneck Mistaken Identity!

by Longleggedcleggyweggy November 26, 2010

common words mistaken for profanities

*Hell
*Damn
*Penis
*Vagina
*Butt
*Ass
*Crap
*Bitch
*Nigger
*Boob
*Fag
*Bastard
*Bugger
*Prick
*Suck
*Swallow
*Sixty-nine (69)
*Freaking

Hell, damn, penis, vagina, butt, ass, crap, bitch, nigger, boob, fag, bastard, bugger, and prick are not swear words or cuss words. Often, they are common words mistaken for profanities. In fact, Hell and damn refer to evil predictions and theories. Penis and vagina are anatomically correct terms, and doctors use them; so are you kidding me?! Butt refers to the end of a cigarette, and ass means donkey. Crap and bitch are most legendary words ever, as they refer to a poker dice and a female dog, respectively, while mistaken for being profane or vulgar. Nigger is technically an insult, but it also means an Australian fish also known as a luderick. Boob, being short for booby, refers to a seabird. Fag means fountain alley goat. Bastard refers to a child born to unmarried parents, so how is that even 1% a profanity? Bugger and prick don't mean anything; bugger is simply a term to refer to an annoying, stalking person (alas "bugging one"), and prick refers to making a small hole with a sharp point. Suck and swallow are just normal terms; we all suck air and on lollipops, and swallow our food! And 69 is just a number, nothing vulgar about it! Freaking is actually short for "freaking out" and is not even a minced oath of a swear word.

by dangnuggets November 3, 2016

MisticSins

Ranboo lookalike

"Who is MisticSins?"
"Some gay bitch"

by Lannytastic December 3, 2022