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Dairy mistress

When dating a vegan, you're likely to not eat animal products when eating dinner with them. However, you likely eat animal products when at dinner with a friend(s) who is not vegan, and this friend(s) is/are your dairy mistress(es).

If your partner is vegetarian, the friend(s) would be a meat mistress(es).
Bob: Dude, I totally couldn't eat this grilled cheese if Susan was here; she became a vegan 6 months before we started dating. You're so my dairy mistress.
by TwistedColorArrangement September 13, 2012
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MisterLister

MisterLister is usually the name of a gay person who uses the internet.
Who were you talking to online?

MisterLister

Oh that guy's probably gay.
by showderp September 1, 2013
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sisters before misters

The girl rule that your friends are always more important than your boyfriends. Basically the girl version of bros before hoes, except the title doesn't sound like an insult to women. Also, there's an unwritten sub-rule: if you catch your friend's boyfriend cheating, YOU MUST TELL HER ASAP!

Sometimes called chicks before dicks.
Amy's boyfriend was being such a jerk to her BFF, so she dumped him, even though she still really liked him. What an awesome friend Amy is, putting sisters before misters like that!
by Disvan November 26, 2010
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Sisters from different misters

Best friends; the people who know your flaws and love you for them. The ones who comfort you when you're down, love you when no one else does, and love you even more for the mistakes you make. The ones that become family, rather than friends. Sisters from different misters are the girls you can run to with anything: silly crushes, abnormal questions, retarded jokes, crazy stories, FML moments, and bad hair days. The girls that keep you in line when your being a crazy bitch, and keep your chin up when you don't have the strength to do anything but cry. The ones who you spend every day with doing nothing but sleeping 'til one, watching movies all day, playing on Facebook, and finally getting ready at eight 'o clock only to drag main trying to find something to do. The girls who make fun of your silly little traits, and know you inside and out because you spend every waking moment together (and even not the waking ones). Sisters from different misters is more than a friendship, its forever, its sisterhood, and the ultimate bond.
Tanner: "dang, those girls spend so much time together, they must be pretty good friends."
Blake: "dude, your a dumb ass. Don't you know? They're sisters from different misters".
by YoeYikkYiff December 6, 2010
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mosteresteresterest

more than the most, moster, mostest, mosterest, mosterester, and mosteresterest. the uber uber kill of ANY arguments. :D
i love you mmosteresteresterest
by SchatziMD March 19, 2011
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Mistress Howard

When a friend comes over with a large desire to act as a drag queen, they are said to be channeling the spirit of "Mistress Howard" a drag queen from the 70's.
"Oh sweetie! You do look fabulous!"

"Dude, you've totally gone Mistress Howard on us."

"DO I!"
by Vogoins July 25, 2008
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mistress of vices

A member of the female sex who has mastered the art of doing all not-so-virtuous things, bordering between indulgence and decadence
Sloth, greed, binge-eater -- she is the mistress of vices!
by cyclopsee May 17, 2010
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