Mister

See Eric Levine

by Miss March 20, 2003

Mister

1. A teacher who is dumb, fat, ugly, and does not possess any common sense

2. A teacher who holds stupid, illegitimate or completely baseless opinions with a perplexing amount of self-righteousness.

3. The teacher who has unappealing physical and mental attributes

4. Thirty year old virgin

Student: hey! What the fuck was yesterday about? I didn't even-
history teacher: Sometimes you just have to let go of the past
Student: then why the fuck teach us history?
History teacher: um...because-
Student: SUCK MY DICK, MISTER

by breakitdownbitch August 8, 2017

Mister Mister

A male significant other, a male crush, a potential boyfriend or a male that you have kissed.

I can't wait for that Mister Mister that I've been flirting with at the coffee shop to ask me out.

by Ruby Wildflower March 22, 2011

Mister Mister

The Drizzle's arch nemesis, whose alter ego is meatwad himself. Made popular by the adult swim show "aqua teen hunger force."
catch phrase: "When i get pissed, you get mist"

Mister Mister is meatwad's superhero form, not to be mistaken with his moon master uniform.

by Rich105 October 10, 2005

mister

The male counterpart of a mistress.

Friend 1: He's a fine piece of ass!
Friend 2: If I were married, he'd so be my mister!

by NatVé November 14, 2006

misterical

(adj) 1. Something some idiot says when they want to say mysterious. (Particularly me)

2.of mystericology; related to mystery

That cave is very mysterical.

by Cameron West May 9, 2004

mister

A title used informally to signify respect between two people but without actually meaning it.

"What time do you call this, Mister Ben?"

by Mr Ben February 7, 2005