Mirta

Mirta is a gorgeous girl, always surrounded by a bunch of guys who are following her arround like dogs. Mirta is very outgoing and not afraid to say what she thinks. She can light up every party and she has a bombass sexy body. She is confident and aware of her beauty, which is why some people are too shy to talk to her.

But once you get to know her, you'll find she is an amazing friend, who is always there for you and puts others before herself.

Only the kindest people deserve to have a Mirta in their life.

"Dude, check out this girl! She's definitely a Mirta!"
"Man, this girl I met is the kindest person ever! Bet she's a Mirta?"

by invisibleprincess January 3, 2017

Martha Stewart

from what ive seen on saturday night live, i must say...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Run for your lives!

by Jay C October 2, 2003

Martha Stewart

stock exchange trading slang for screwing up a trade.

aw crap, i just pulled a martha stewart on the stock exchange.

by plaid wearing dyke prisoner waiting for martha...... March 11, 2004

martha stewart

just another Democrat(billionaire)

oh those poor liberals...quick gas-station boy,hand over your paycheck to help save Martha,Bill Gates and Phil Knight

by bbbbbblow me......argh argh argh argh argh - POPEYE! September 11, 2004

Martha Stewart

Fecal Matter!

Ass Waste

by phase88 December 5, 2003

Martha Stewart

Chick who got sent to prison.

Oh shit, It's Martha Stewart! And she's in prison! (everyone laughs)

by go fuck yourself October 6, 2004

Martha

An amazing beautiful wonderful girl that is tough but sometimes she needs help for herself.She's sweet,funny,loveable,and anyone would be lucky to have someone like her in their life.She is a gift to the world and she will always make you smile even if you may be sad or mad.Be happy if you have someone like her.

"She looks beautiful"
"Her name is Martha"

by Thestormofdeath July 27, 2017